Games for "older" people!

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Games For When You're Older

Doc, doc goose.

Spin the bottle of Mylanta.

Simon says something incoherent.

Red rover, red rover, the nurse says bend over.

20 questions shouted into your good ear.

Pin the toupee on the bald guy.

Hide and go pee.

Musical recliners.

Kick the bucket.

 

[Geekbabe]

Games for older people ?? lol, I have a few but think I might get into trouble discussing them here,
pm me,hahaha don't wanna risk pissing off the mods, oh and none of em involve trout

 

[MichaelD]

Cute.

Twenty questions shouted into your good ear.

LOL!

 

[BeauJangles]

ahahha

Red rover, red rover, the nurse says bend over.

 

[Azraele]

Lol.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Games For When You're Older

Doc, doc goose.

Spin the bottle of Mylanta.

Simon says something incoherent.

Red rover, red rover, the nurse says bend over.

20 questions shouted into your good ear.

Pin the toupee on the bald guy.

Hide and go pee.

Musical recliners.

Kick the bucket.

Links?

 

[ChurchOfSubgenius]

Wheelchair Limbo
Iron Lung shuffleboard
Step on a crack, fall and break your hip.

and the all time favorite (and last game)

Strip Hangman (all work and no play makes Robbie a dull senior)

 

[Brutuskend]

For all of you who are feeling a little older and missing those great old tunes, there is good news.
Some of your old favorites have been released again with great new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience:


Herman's Hermits --
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker"

Marvin Gaye --
"I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"

Credence Clearwater Revival --
"Bad Prune Rising"

The Who --
"Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"

The Troggs --
"Bald Thing"

Carly Simon --
"You're So Varicose Vein"

The Bee Gees --
"How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"

Roberta Flack --
"The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

Johnny Nash --
"I Can't See Clearly Now"

The Temptations --
"Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"

ABBA --
"Denture Queen"

Leo Sayer --
"You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

Commodores --
"Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"

The Rolling Stones --
"You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

Procol Harem --
"A Whiter Shade of Hair"

The Beatles --
"I Get By with a Little Help From Depends"

 

[cavingjan]

52 pick up (with various pills [as in medicines] rather than cards)

shave the back hair - shudder at those images

identify the mush - is it mashed potatoes? is it pudding? is it liquified steak?


I think we've gone beyond good taste. I'll shut up now.

But don't forget the viagra shooters to go with red rover.

 

[Bulldog7000]

AAAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAH I'M LAUGHING SO HARD!

LOL





BDOG

 

[vi edit]

how about a fun game of hide the catheter!

 

[ScottyB]

Originally posted by: baffled2
Games for older people ?? lol, I have a few but think I might get into trouble discussing them here,
pm me,hahaha don't wanna risk pissing off the mods, oh and none of em involve trout

That reminds me of a picture I once saw on the internet

 

[diskop]

Originally posted by: ScottyB

Originally posted by: baffled2
Games for older people ?? lol, I have a few but think I might get into trouble discussing them here,
pm me,hahaha don't wanna risk pissing off the mods, oh and none of em involve trout

That reminds me of a picture I once saw on the internet

What're you doing looking at those pics!

 

[ohtwell]

Red rover, red rover, the nurse says bend over.

OMG!! That is hillarious!

LOL



: ) Amanda