Gastrointestinal pain...

[Howard]

Here, smell for yourself!

 

[Howard]

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Howard
Here, smell for yourself!

:Q

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Its probably an intestinal blockage. A festering mass of feces and hair stuck in the large intestine. The intestinal lining will burst, spilling feces and a cornucopia of bacteria in the abdominal cavity eventually leading to sepsis.

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Its probably an intestinal blockage. A festering mass of feces and hair stuck in the large intestine. The intestinal lining will burst, spilling feces and a cornucopia of bacteria in the abdominal cavity eventually leading to sepsis.

OR, it could be constipation. Eat more fiber.

 

[freebee]

I have a guy that comes by with his tool to clean any obstructions.....its usually quite a vigorous cleaning.

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Originally posted by: freebee
I have a guy that comes by with his tool to clean any obstructions.....its usually quite a vigorous cleaning.

Fudge Packing

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Its probably an intestinal blockage. A festering mass of feces and hair stuck in the large intestine. The intestinal lining will burst, spilling feces and a cornucopia of bacteria in the abdominal cavity eventually leading to sepsis.

Post of the Year. :wine:

 

[moks78]

Gastrointestinal pain...or irritable bowel syndrome...yucky!

 

[TechnoKid]

Gastrointerology is an interesting medical field.

 

[dighn]

i hate it. the pain comes in waves that progressively get worse until you release the pressure or until it clears up on its own *somehow*

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Its probably an intestinal blockage. A festering mass of feces and hair stuck in the large intestine. The intestinal lining will burst, spilling feces and a cornucopia of bacteria in the abdominal cavity eventually leading to sepsis.

My suggestion would be to chug a bottle of A1 Steak Sauce.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: TechnoKid
Gastrointerology is an interesting medical field.

yup. what makes someone decide to get into a medical field where you are no doubt going to be shoving things up peoples nether regions, for money, for the rest of your working life. :Q

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: dighn
i hate it. the pain comes in waves that progressively get worse until you release the pressure or until it clears up on its own *somehow*

I hate IBS. The best route that I've found, unfortunately, is to avoid "releasing" the material in question - basically let the stool build up and just clamp down and suffer through the waves of pain. This allows the stool time to solidify, so that it's less of a mess when it comes out, and it avoids dehydration. That was a huge problem for me for a long time, was that I would let it go as soon as I got the waves, but then I would get dehydrated as well. Been feeling much better once I learned to hold it in for about half a day, then just defecate normally.

 

[Orsorum]

Wow, this thread died quickly.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Wow, this thread died quickly.

C'mon! Let's talk about our bowels!

 

[lowtech1]

prune juice & calcium pills

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Wow, this thread died quickly.

C'mon! Let's talk about our bowels!

to be precise, it would appear that you want to talk about YOUR bowels.

 

[ajpa123]

Why hasn't anyone mentioned colon-blow yet.. lol

It moves those bowels.. sometimes it moves them way too much :Q

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: ajpa123
Why hasn't anyone mentioned colon-blow yet.. lol

It moves those bowels.. sometimes it moves them way too much :Q

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: yamahaXS

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Wow, this thread died quickly.

C'mon! Let's talk about our bowels!

to be precise, it would appear that you want to talk about YOUR bowels.

I heart my bowels!

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: yamahaXS

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Wow, this thread died quickly.

C'mon! Let's talk about our bowels!

to be precise, it would appear that you want to talk about YOUR bowels.

I heart my bowels!

do you work for IBM?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: yamahaXS

do you work for IBM?

No, but my Dad does.

 

[yukichigai]

It's probably cancer.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: yukichigai
It's probably cancer.

Only if it's a cyst!