Gay? Stroke horses and be cured!

[akahoovy]

Posting because of the absurdity of the article headline...

https://secure.huffingtonpost.com/2...-church-of-virginia-horses-gay_n_2381028.html

 

[techs]

I saw that awhile back.
Exactly where do you stroke them?

 

[Lifted]

I figured gay guys would love stroking a horse.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

What do priests have to stroke to cure pedophilia?

 

[OlafSicky]

Why do these religious types focus so much time on homosexuality ? Perhaps they like to research.

 

[SandEagle]

what do gay horses eat?

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy.

 

[mizzou]

I think someone likes to watch eager men stroke horse cock

 

[SKORPI0]

What do priests have to stroke to cure pedophilia?

Cocks of course.... :whiste:

 

[IronWing]

Does this make it okay for straight guys to touch zebra?

 

[IronWing]

The church is denying the story, sort of, and also demanding retractions.
http://www.cowboychurchofva.com/

But given Sunday's lesson maybe no worries, no?
http://www.cowboychurchofva.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=98&Itemid=207

 

[JulesMaximus]

What do priests have to stroke to cure pedophilia?

Unicorns... everyone knows this.

 

[CallMeJoe]

I hate to be a neighsayer, but I can't believe this tail.

 

[sportage]

Yep. That's all u need is a date with a horse. Isn't horse stroking better known as first base?
Yee oow getty up cowboy. Lower. Now just a little to the left.

 

[Ruptga]

Why do these religious types focus so much time on homosexuality ? Perhaps they like to research.

Why do gay-lovers focus so much time on religious types? Perhaps they know deep down that they need Jesus.

Of course I don't believe that, but my point is that specific argument is tired and easily goes both ways.

 

[StrangerGuy]

Why do these religious types focus so much time on homosexuality ? Perhaps they like to research.

Same reason why the Bible and Quran are overflowing with explicit sex material like rape to the brim despite all the hypocritical assertions of moral fidelity.

Why do gay-lovers focus so much time on religious types? Perhaps they know deep down that they need Jesus.

Of course I don't believe that, but my point is that specific argument is tired and easily goes both ways.

This is like robbers (religious nutjobs) screaming unfair when their victims actually fight back. Hardly "goes both ways."

 

[Scotteq]

Gay...

Stroke Horses.....


Clearly a troll thread... :what:

 

[Texashiker]

Be careful how you stroke that horse, MR Hands (Kenneth Pinyan) tried to do it the wrong way.

 

[dank69]

Neigh the gay away.

 

[Scotteq]

Is this why the government legalized horse meat for "Human Consumption"??

Probably should have read the fine print on *that* bill, Congress.