In my best Fudgepacker2000 voice:
"Let's sue them dirty bastards - my son will be very disappointed when the 256MB of memory is not under the tree! What's worse is that he'll have to settle for the 32MB of RAM in his Windows 2000 box which is a crime in and of itself!!!
This is unconsitutional! Everyone write their senators and congressmen, we need a revote! Sign my petition by leaving your e-mail address, and I promise (cross my heart) that I won't put it on a mail-order list!!!"
"Let's sue them dirty bastards - my son will be very disappointed when the 256MB of memory is not under the tree! What's worse is that he'll have to settle for the 32MB of RAM in his Windows 2000 box which is a crime in and of itself!!!
This is unconsitutional! Everyone write their senators and congressmen, we need a revote! Sign my petition by leaving your e-mail address, and I promise (cross my heart) that I won't put it on a mail-order list!!!"