language
ˈlaŋɡwɪdʒ/
noun
- 1.
the method of human communication, either spoken or written, consisting of the use of words in a structured and conventional way.
Your name is there to refer to you specifically. The pronoun is just there because the English language needs one, stop trying to use it for something it's not meant to be for.
Eh, dictionaries are merely records of word
use. They change from generation to generation, as do spellings (fuck you and your all-U-minium! ). Just spend some time with the OED, it's quite revealing.
Abjectly dumb, useless words simply become words because enough dumb people use them for enough years, to the point they reach population saturation and nothing can be done. Just how it is.
In my lifetime, "Irregardless" has officially become a word....what the fuck is up with that? It was
never a word, it meets the exact same definition and word use of "regardless," and is only ever engaged by observably stupid people. Yet, it is essentially "a word," because it is widely adopted by universal English dictionaries. I will
go to my grave never recognizing that as a word, and immediately judging people that use it, treating them like shit for as long as I know them, but it doesn't matter because I lost. I know that. That's simply how it works.