Get 8 or 10 buddies to come over, pick it up and put it in the middle of the street. Somebody will see to it that it's taken care of then, you can be sure.
The avatar kinda says all you need to know, doesn't it?you don't have a brain do you?
Knock on the trunk and see if anyone answers.
Please tell me you paid 700k for that house. Please please please OP. Please tell me you burdened yourself with almost 1mil in debt for that house. PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEE!!
Actually, it was $815k and change. Fifteen year mortgage, paid it off in 8 years, now worth $1.2M or so.
I've had a towing company come and tow it for me before - they really have no reason not to since it's just free money to them. It's also against the law in many areas so a cop will ticket them and can tow it if needed.
Called the cops last night and when I drove out this morning to drop my daughter to school I see the ticket on his windshield. Hope that ass sore got a fat fine.
Now if he's not gone by noon fuck him I'm calling a tow company. I'd be damn if I'm going to have some asshole crap in my Cheerios all weekend and then the entire week.
No no brother! You guys mistake me for something else. I'm sure it's a lucrative market, maybe even profitable! Just saying.... from those of us from out west enjoy that purchase
I was trying to be nice and be reasonable as well. I even left a nice notice on his windshield to let him/her know that the vehicle would be towed next time. When I saw that the idiot crapped on my notice then that was the last straw.what the hell--why have you tolerated this for more than a few hours, let alone several days + a few hours? Now that he has the ticket to his name, call the towing company and get his ass moved. I'm surprised the city didn't tow him on the spot, as that's an emergency hazard.
Though I guess they don't immediately tow you for blocking a fire hydrant, either. Just have him towed pronto. It costs you nothing. Oh and keep a gun near your front door for the next couple of weeks.
Called the cops last night and when I drove out this morning to drop my daughter to school I see the ticket on his windshield. Hope that ass sore got a fat fine.
Now if he's not gone by noon fuck him I'm calling a tow company. I'd be damn if I'm going to have some asshole crap in my Cheerios all weekend and then the entire week.
I found this to be so very similar to the OP's situation ... the ending was not expected:
Heres How To Deal With Someone Parking In Front of Your Driveway
"And that's when I realized something.
When did I become one of those asshole people who complains about parking? I mean, really? Parking? Was I serious? Oh, I had to go over the curb for two seconds to get into my driveway, poor me. So what? Was this some great tribulation? Was I really exerting myself? Was I faced with a serious social inequity here?
And what's next? Would I stand in my doorway and yell at people whose dogs pee on my tree? Would I tell the garbage man to set the bin perfectly upright so I didn't have to bend over to pick it up? Would I start complaining about my dentures to cashiers at the grocery store? Was I really getting this angry about a parking space and a paper jam?
So to address the statement posed in the title, Here's how you deal with someone parking in front of your driveway, I have the answer: you don't. You grow up, you gain some perspective, and you move on. Assuming, of course, that they are only blocking a little bit of your driveway. If they're blocking the whole thing, you respond in an entirely different way: you start looking for an outlet where you can plug in your drill."