Getting arrested like a boss.

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Perknose

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I wish I'd been in that restaurant when the coppers came for him. I'll bet he was declaiming in rather memorable fashion about the shortcomings of his table-side service. :biggrin:
 
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Mark R

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I wish I'd been in that restaurant when the coppers came for him. I'll bet he was declaiming in rather memorable fashion about the shortcomings of his table-side service. :biggrin:

Apparently, this was his 54th arrest for enjoying a succulent meal at a fine establishment, and then skipping out on the check.
 

justoh

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Eh, pretentious more like it, though at the same time he did maintain his cool which is commendable, assuming of course he really had no knowledge of why they were arresting him. Still, he was a bit melodramatic and i don't understand the salutes.

Apparently, this was his 54th arrest for enjoying a succulent meal at a fine establishment, and then skipping out on the check.

Still think it's a bit weird to salute pretentious thieves, but as usual this is a minority opinion and you guys are probably still justified in praising what was from the start very likely to be a case of a disingenuous criminal with a fanciful accent.
 

Puppies04

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I have no idea why he feels the need to steal food. I would happily buy him a succulent Chinese meal and in return he would have to wander around my house making comments about the weather and such.
 

twinrider1

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I'm certain a DNA test would prove he's a descendant of Dennis the Constitutional Peasant.
 

zinfamous

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Are you prepared to receive my limp penis? Ta-ta!

lol. good stuff. made my day.
 

Jeff7

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I wonder what the conversation was like during the trip to the police station.
 

dr150

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I have no idea why he feels the need to steal food. I would happily buy him a succulent Chinese meal and in return he would have to wander around my house making comments about the weather and such.

Yes.

He would make a funny man servant.

He could also assist me at night when I don my cape and cowl.
 

zinfamous

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Except for Trebek's mother

I went on one of the Hearst Castle tours last weekend, and Trebek narrates the audio portion that you hear on the bus ride up to the estate.

I couldn't help but respond to the audio in my best Connery impression, insulting his mother and his mustache in various ways.
 

Perknose

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The guy has a web page.

Link

Turns out, all this succulent dash and dining is not his fault:

I act like a human being. The difference is that I have been living like a robot, remote controlled through my involuntary implant. The research centre that controls me through hypnosis and electromagnetic waves has a complete control of my body and mind.
 
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