Getting married tomorrow . .

[VoteQuimby]

well?

besides don't do it.

edit: that title edit should get more people in here. We're both virgins. I'm guessing the first time will be weird? Any advice here?

pics

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We got back yesterday from our honeymoon in Maui. Ugh jet lag. I enjoyed reading everyone's comments

1.My 'soul patch' - Yeah so after actually looking at those pictures I agree it looks nasty. Before the wedding it was trimed down alot. I keep it because she likes it.

2.Sex - After about the 3rd day we were able to both get a 'good' result from sex.

 

[bigrash]

get drunk beforehand

 

[Kenazo]

I really enjoy being married. have fun.

The only word of advice I really have is do not look down on her. You are not better than her, you are not smarter than her. Looking down on your spouse is the best way to ruin your marriage.

 

[FoBoT]

:camera:'s?

 

[JoeFahey]

dont get drunk beforehand

 

[Akhen]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
:camera:'s?

 

[VoteQuimby]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
:camera:'s?

just a sec

 

[ZOXXO]

Enjoy

 

[BoldAsLove]

wow. your both virgins?
the first time you have sex is gonna suck and last 30 seconds btw. so dont count on it being good.

 

[VoteQuimby]

Originally posted by: BoldAsLove
wow. your both virgins?
the first time you have sex is gonna suck and last 30 seconds btw. so dont count on it being good.

lol yeah we're both virgins. 30 secs? crap.

 

[Shadowknight]

How old are you both?

(expecting the standard "pics" eh? Sorry to disappoint.)

 

[Excelsior]

"besides don't do it. "

Don't do it.

 

[BoldAsLove]

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby

Originally posted by: BoldAsLove
wow. your both virgins?
the first time you have sex is gonna suck and last 30 seconds btw. so dont count on it being good.

lol yeah we're both virgins. 30 secs? crap.

eh but then u just go at it again and it gets progressively better.

 

[Baked]

chloroform if your wife doesn't wanna consumate the marriage.

 

[Paratus]

Foreplay man, Foreplay.

She'll be into it more & it won't hurt her as much.

You want her into it.

 

[Chadder007]

My Cousin is getting married tomorrow too.

 

[VoteQuimby]

pics comming . . .

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Live a good life?

(Yes... it's all in good humor for those who think otherwise)

 

[VoteQuimby]

pics up in OP

 

[VoteQuimby]

Originally posted by: Paratus
Foreplay man, Foreplay.

She'll be into it more & it won't hurt her as much.

You want her into it.

Gotcha. Get her wet before I dive in.

 

[dandruff]

afterwards join the local swingers club ... congrats ...

 

[alien42]

are you a quaker or something?

 

[kevman]

get it in the right hole, and don't be a quick draw mcgraw

 

[GarlicBreath]

Take the hardest thing you've got and put it where she pees.








"Honey, why is your bowling ball in the toilet?"

 

[mrrman]

congrats....and as you are about to do it...stick on some ACDC " hard as a rock" or " cover me in oil"