Getting married tomorrow . .

[SampSon]

The best piece of advice:

DO NOT GET HER PREGNANT THE FIRST TIME YOU HAVE SEX!

Other than that, practice makes perfect, communication is key, and patience is even more important. Don't be afraid of anything sexual (because fear of sexuality is a purely religious foundation, and if that's your thing, I can't be compassionate.) and keep it fresh.

I honestly don't know how you waited so long. I remember losing my virginity in my early teens thinking "how did I ever wait so long for this?"

 

[NaOH]

Oh yeah, never agree to a 3some....it's troubles i tells ya

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: SampSon
The best piece of advice:

DO NOT GET HER PREGNANT THE FIRST TIME YOU HAVE SEX!

Good idea. Have several years of childless sex first.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: AMDUALY
Oh yeah, never agree to a 3some....it's troubles i tells ya

You're a liar and a whore.

 

[Accipiter22]

try to last 3 minutes.

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby
well?

besides don't do it.

edit: that title edit should get more people in here. We're both virgins. I'm guessing the first time will be weird? Any advice here?

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p.s. congrats! I've been with dozens of girls...yet still have never had a girl for even 5 months. I envy you! Congrats!

 

[NaOH]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
try to last 3 seconds.

fixed

 

[Zugzwang152]

it's gonna be the best 30 seconds of your life, until next time...

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
I've been with dozens of girls...

Liar and a whore!

 

[DainBramaged]

yeah, don't show up

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: Night201
My advice: Shave the hair on your chin. It looks like a small patch of pubic hair. At least shave it for the wedding day.

Hahaha! My first fvcking thought after seeing the pics. Seriously... that thing looks fvcking nasty.

My advice. Warm her up first. You've got to "prime the pvssy." Don't just dive in... with your dick OR your tongue. You're going to need to do a lot of exploring since it's the first time for both of you. Not only will you not know what the other wants, but she might not even know exactly what she wants herself.

Also, not everyone blows it in 30 seconds their first time. :roll: Not to say that you won't, but just don't go at her like a jackhammer once you're in and you'll better your odds. It helps to educate yourself before hand as well. Female Anatomy 101 should be mandatory at least.

In the words of Tenacious D...

"You don't always have to fvck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fvckin give her some smoochies too..."

 

[tfinch2]

Rub one out before you do it. Maybe you'll last 45 seconds instead of 6 pumps.

 

[hzl eyed grl]

I wish you both a lifetime of happiness together.

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby

Originally posted by: Paratus
Foreplay man, Foreplay.

She'll be into it more & it won't hurt her as much.

You want her into it.

Gotcha. Get her wet before I dive in.

Thanks for the imagery, that was obviously what he was implying and there was no need to point out what was blatantly there. If you haven't convinced her to sleep with you already, you're probably not very good at getting her wet. Even the strongest of moral opposers break when they're being pleasured.

 

[BoldAsLove]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Rub one out before you do it. Maybe you'll last 45 seconds instead of 6 pumps.

******..i did that once recently and i lasted for like 500000000 hours. it was great.

 

[DrumminBoy]

Congrats man - my suggestion would be to make it as romantic and memorable as possible for her. Keep in mind that if it's her first time, she's going to experience some pain. Just take it slow, don't try anything fancy and as long as the mood is right, it won't matter how long you last. Congrats again!

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby
well?

besides don't do it.

edit: that title edit should get more people in here. We're both virgins. I'm guessing the first time will be weird? Any advice here?

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:wine::wine:

Lots of wine for her, you take it easy on the alcohol and lots of lube and you should be good to go.

Congrats.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Rub one out before you do it. Maybe you'll last 45 seconds instead of 6 pumps.

With all the screaming and pain that going to happen, maybe 6 pumps then few minutes would be great.


However, if you decide to shoot one off first... FFS have her do it.

No, but honestly... it'll be akward before, during and after even though she's your wife. Just let instict take care of things and understand that you'll be learning together. Take your time, talk to one another and don't pick up the pace until she says she's ready. It WILL hurt for her at first.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby

Originally posted by: BoldAsLove
wow. your both virgins?
the first time you have sex is gonna suck and last 30 seconds btw. so dont count on it being good.

lol yeah we're both virgins. 30 secs? crap.

you can bump it into the low 40's if you use one of those cock-numbing condoms

thats mostly because once you put it on, you cant feel to get it in, which adds the ~10 seconds

 

[JulesMaximus]

Shave the pubic hairs off your chin before the wedding.

 

[mugs]

:thumbsup: Devils fan.

 

[randomlinh]

Originally posted by: xSauronx
you can bump it into the low 40's if you use one of those cock-numbing condoms

so basically almost any condom. heh

 

[bennylong]

pubic hair on his face. ROFL

 

[alocurto]

Just read the thread, looks like the deed is done. Any updates?

first post:
Don't think about it, you are gonna psych yourself out.

Congrats on waiting, not many people still do that.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Shave the pubic hairs off your chin before the wedding.