Getting married tomorrow . .

[maziwanka]

man. ppl don't really think before posting personal stuff on the internet.

does your fiance/wife know you've posted this?

edit: my bad, i also would like to congratulate you on your marriage! hope you have a lifetime of happiness as well

 

[bennylong]

I"m sure she's happy to know her picture is on the internet and everyone knowing her sex history

 

[ZOOYUKA]

Originally posted by: bennylong
I"m sure she's happy to know her picture is on the internet and everyone knowing her sex history

QFT. Not the smartest thing to do. Hopefully, you will get some sun on your honeymoon.
That boy is WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hammerhead]

Originally posted by: alocurto
Just read the thread, looks like the deed is done. Any updates?

1st time: Lasted 2 seconds
2nd time: Lasted 3 seconds

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Rub one out before you do it. Maybe you'll last 45 seconds instead of 6 pumps.

:laugh:

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: bennylong
I"m sure she's happy to know her picture is on the internet and everyone knowing her sex history

Didn't we all see your picture the other day when you blatantly stated that you were a virgin?

 

[pravi333]

congratulations and good luck

 

[SirChadwick]

Wow, this thread is highly amusing. What I've gathered from this thread is...

1) Shave your pubes off your face
2) Get a tan
3) Drink alcohol before you drop your bowling ball in her toilet

 

[AkumaX]

Watch 40 yr old virgin. That's you on the 1st time! and there is no second time!

 

[Tobolo]

Go get her man, and PLEASE shave whatever the hell that is on your chin off.

 

[krunchykrome]

How long have you two been together? And what made you guys wait?

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: JoeFahey1
dont get drunk beforehand

Yeah if you get whiskey dick she might get pissed

Ausm

 

[Lola]

I hope your wedding was wonderful.
Best of luck for a future of happiness and love!

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: veggz

Originally posted by: RedArmy
For added effect, yell out another man's name...they love that kinda stuff.

Trust me.

Fixed.

lmfao

 

[Night201]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Paratus
Foreplay man, Foreplay.

She'll be into it more & it won't hurt her as much.

You want her into it.

And lube

In regards to lube, if you get off the shelf KY, which is fine, just don't get the warming one. It dries out too quick. Get the regular bottle with the "BLUE" top.

 

[IMaN00BieGF]

Shave that thing below your lip, you'd look so much better.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

I hope he learned how to shave in time ... seems like he's been missing a spot just under his chin for years.

- M4H

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
Wow, this thread is highly amusing. What I've gathered from this thread is...

1) Shave your pubes off your face
2) Get a tan
3) Drink alcohol before you drop your bowling ball in her toilet

LMFAO! :laugh: That's about where I'm at too.

I can't believe the OP is such a masochist that he actually posted this...WITH PICS, no less! :Q Dude...she's cute, but those pubes on your chin...that's not a soul patch; it's a "nad snatch."

You guys are in Utah, right? You look like Utah people to me...very Mormony.

Your first night together will be interesting. I hope for your sake that she likes it and is willing to keep trying things out. If she's a cold fish, you'll be back here in a year asking about divorce laws in Utah.

Without getting into anything religious; you've gotta be missing a few bolts (or the whole box of bolts) to not sample the goods before marriage. All that crap about saving your specialness for the special little cupcake in your life is CRAP.

"Waiting for marriage before having sex" is like buying a house you've never seen, neither in person nor in pictures, over the phone.

Good luck to you both.

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: bennylong
30 seconds and it's only to be very bloody experience, literally.

And how would YOU know this?

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby
Any advice here?

Yeah - shave off that gotie(sp?)

 

[IceBergSLiM]

if your well endowed......LUBE

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: Night201

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Paratus
Foreplay man, Foreplay.

She'll be into it more & it won't hurt her as much.

You want her into it.

And lube

In regards to lube, if you get off the shelf KY, which is fine, just don't get the warming one. It dries out too quick. Get the regular bottle with the "BLUE" top.

i was a ky man for a while....but i tried astroglide and its the way to go.