Getting married tomorrow . .

[RedArmy]

For added effect, yell out another womans name...they love that kinda stuff.

Trust me.

 

[Cobalt]

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby

Originally posted by: Paratus
Foreplay man, Foreplay.

She'll be into it more & it won't hurt her as much.

You want her into it.

Gotcha. Get her wet before I dive in.

Oh. My. God. Am I tripping or is this a real thread?

EDIT: Congrats on getting married though.

 

[veggz]

Originally posted by: RedArmy
For added effect, yell out another man's name...they love that kinda stuff.

Trust me.

Fixed.

 

[Night201]

My advice: Shave the hair on your chin. It looks like a small patch of pubic hair. At least shave it for the wedding day.

Go slow and enjoy each other

<--- Getting married in 2 weeks (18th)...

 

[doze]

Once you do it for the first time you will want to do it as many times as you can for the next few days/weeks/months. Enjoy it because it won't last long.

edit: and it's the night before your wedding, why aren't you out getting wasted at the nudie bar?

 

[bennylong]

30 seconds and it's only to be very bloody experience, literally.

 

[potato28]

Have fun and good luck

 

[NanoStuff]

Originally posted by: Kenazo
The only word of advice I really have is do not look down on her. You are not better than her, you are not smarter than her. Looking down on your spouse is the best way to ruin your marriage.

Well, what if he is smarter than her? Perhaps you meant "don't make her aware you're smarter than her."

If that's the case, when it comes to finances make her feel important by giving her lots of redundant paper work. That way she remains satisfied with her accomplishments and you maintain the essential control. Everybody wins.

It's true, I heard it from a marriage therapist. He said it was better to at least make her feel included if actual inclusion was not possible.

 

[Mursilis]

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby
well?

besides don't do it.

I won't say that - just celebrated 9 years on 8/2, and neither of us have any regrets. Bad marriages tend to get the attention, but good ones are bliss! Good luck to the both of you!
:thumbsup::heart::wine::sun::music:

 

[Brutuskend]

any advice from the ATOT folks? I'm a virgin btw

Pretty much too late for any advice I can give you if you are tying the knot tomorrow, other than DON'T DO IT!

 

[Insane3D]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

any advice from the ATOT folks? I'm a virgin btw

Pretty much too late for any advice I can give you if you are tying the knot tomorrow, other than DON'T DO IT!

I was going to say RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!, but that works.

 

[daveymark]

get that thing off your chin

 

[Reckoner]

Pre-Nup

 

[Kenazo]

Originally posted by: doze
Once you do it for the first time you will want to do it as many times as you can for the next few days/weeks/months. Enjoy it because it won't last long.

edit: and it's the night before your wedding, why aren't you out getting wasted at the nudie bar?

It'll last a mater of days. After 4 or 5 days my wife was rubbed too raw to keep going, so we had to take a 3 day vacation from intercourse. Kind of sucked.

(we were both virgins too, which was probably a contributing factor)

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: daveymark
get that thing off your chin

seriously..it looks AWFUL

 

[Goosemaster]

congrats on the wedding

 

[jagec]

First piece of advice: Don't ask for advice on ATOT.

 

[zixxer]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: daveymark
get that thing off your chin

seriously..it looks AWFUL

 

[chusteczka]

Do not try to be a porno star. Move slowly and gently. Take your time.

 

[AreaCode707]

Edited - PM instead.

 

[pkananen]

Originally posted by: GarlicBreath
Take the hardest thing you've got and put it where she pees.








"Honey, why is your bowling ball in the toilet?"

awesome

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: pkananen

Originally posted by: GarlicBreath
Take the hardest thing you've got and put it where she pees.








"Honey, why is your bowling ball in the toilet?"

awesome

:laugh:

 

[NaOH]

Shouldn't you be preparing for the big day?

 

[NaOH]

I swear....are some of you on all day?!

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Paratus
Foreplay man, Foreplay.

She'll be into it more & it won't hurt her as much.

You want her into it.

And lube