Gift for girlfriend's college graduation?

[chiwawa626]

My girlfriend is graduating from undergrad in a few weeks, I need to get her a gift. She told me "nothing over $20" but as usual I think thats chick-speak saying "I better not get a $20 gift". Any ideas? I would get her a camera but I think she asked her parents for one...

 

[Vehemence]

Anal

 

[JDMnAR1]

That didn't take long.

Does she already havea job lined up? Maybe a monogrammed day planner or something she could use in a professional setting.

 

[Juno]

sex

 

[SpunkyJones]

Originally posted by: dNor
Anal

Oral.

 

[waffleironhead]

massage oil+lube

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: SpunkyJones

Originally posted by: dNor
Anal

Oral.

I think we can agree that :camera:s are in order.

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Cockmeat sammich

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: dNor
Anal

Dude, grow up...



OP - How about you give her a card for 1 year free access to your weiner

 

[chiwawa626]

To everyone who already gave a smartass reply, grow up. Its obvious that the first thing that comes to your minds is sexual, because you aren't getting any. I don't need a special occasion to get what I want.

 

[RandomFool]

I got my GF tickets to see the Little Mermaid but we've been dating for quite awhile.

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
To everyone who already gave a smartass reply, grow up. Its obvious that the first thing that comes to your minds is sexual, because you aren't getting any. I don't need a special occasion to get what I want.

I married with a kid....so yeah you're pretty much right

 

[DukeN]

Perhaps a nice Seiko, or a BB Curve? Depends on what she would be into. Something like golf clubs, or a tennis racquet, or even a spa day might be appreciated.

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
To everyone who already gave a smartass reply, grow up. Its obvious that the first thing that comes to your minds is sexual, because you aren't getting any. I don't need a special occasion to get what I want.

congrats.....you are not gonna get a serious reply now.

 

[mundane]

For my wife's M.S. graduation, I bought her a ring from Tiffany's. I don't recall what I purchased for her for undergrad (then-fiancee), though.

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
To everyone who already gave a smartass reply, grow up. Its obvious that the first thing that comes to your minds is sexual, because you aren't getting any. I don't need a special occasion to get what I want.

You're the man now dawg!

I have a feeling that at least half of the smartass replys are just people trying to keep themselves amused at work.

Take her on a romantic roadtrip to a beach or in the mountains and have a picnic and wine or something like that. Though depending on what you drive, the gas may cost more than $20...

 

[sdifox]

try to find a wii fit

she can buy her own wii

 

[hiromizu]

Originally posted by: dNor
Anal

Grow up....







.............A2M2P2M2A2Friend'sM&A

 

[clamum]

How about you give ATOT the gift of pics?

 

[CptCrunch]

your d*ck in a box

 

[TwiceOver]

Originally posted by: CptCrunch
your d*ck in a box

Beat me too it.

Seriously, we all know the whole "Nothing over $xx scam."

 

[silverpig]

$19.99

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
To everyone who already gave a smartass reply, grow up. Its obvious that the first thing that comes to your minds is sexual, because you aren't getting any. I don't need a special occasion to get what I want.

I married with a kid....so yeah you're pretty much right

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: silverpig
$19.99

oh, I like this one.

alternatively, you could also give her 14.36 in Euros.

 

[StarsFan4Life]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
My girlfriend is graduating from undergrad in a few weeks, I need to get her a gift. She told me "nothing over $20" but as usual I think thats chick-speak saying "I better not get a $20 gift". Any ideas? I would get her a camera but I think she asked her parents for one...

Don't. Dump her ass quickly. If she is like others she has been "studying" with a fucknut dude who she has been cheating on you with. Find him....and do your thing.