Girl tells my friend, "i need to talk to u about something"...

[Syringer]

My friend had sex with a chick about a year ago, and has talked with her maybe 3 times since then, until today when she says:

i need to talk to u about something
but not now
after ur done with work

He thinks it's some disease he's gotten, but I'm sure that after a year any possible effects would've been had by now, but if not it's something basic that can be tested/cured for.

Let the speculation begin, we'll find out in 6-7 hours..

 

[ElFenix]

congrats, dad

 

[OCGuy]

He has HIV, a child, or possibly a child with HIV.


Edit: Or she could be in AA/NA and she is on the step where she has to apologize to people.

 

[cheezy321]

he is going to be the brand new owner of a dumpster baby

 

[phoenix79]

you're gonna be uncle syringer

 

[A5]

There's a big spider in her apartment. And she has the herp.

 

[buck]

WARTS!!!!!!!!!!


Or a kid with HIV and warts. One of the two.

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: OCguy
He has HIV, a child, or possibly a child with HIV.


Edit: Or she could be in AA/NA and she is on the step where she has to apologize to people.

Apologize for what? Banging him?

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: A5
There's a big spider in her apartment. And she has the herp.

Or has a kid with spider herps.

 

[Syringer]

Okay I thought herpes shows up pretty suddenly, but this is not a good answer http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_...take_herpes_to_show_up

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
congrats, dad

 

[lxskllr]

Absolutely nothing good follows the phrase "We have to talk..." :^/

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: lxskllr
Absolutely nothing good follows the phrase "We have to talk..." :^/

this

 

[spidey07]

"I need to talk to you about something" = "Here's a court order to provide a DNA sample to see if it's yours so I can steal 200K+ of your money"

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: dainthomas

Originally posted by: OCguy
He has HIV, a child, or possibly a child with HIV.


Edit: Or she could be in AA/NA and she is on the step where she has to apologize to people.

Apologize for what? Banging him?

Poking holes in the condom, etc.

 

[skim milk]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: lxskllr
Absolutely nothing good follows the phrase "We have to talk..." :^/

this

this

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: lxskllr
Absolutely nothing good follows the phrase "We have to talk..." :^/

Unless she's fishing for a spitroasting or a duddy.

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: dainthomas

Originally posted by: OCguy
He has HIV, a child, or possibly a child with HIV.


Edit: Or she could be in AA/NA and she is on the step where she has to apologize to people.

Apologize for what? Banging him?

Poking holes in the condom, etc.

Ah, yes. It's definitely a kid or disease of both then.

 

[TwiceOver]

If he's even seen her at all within a year, I think he might be able to rule out the baby issue. So I'm going with STD.

 

[Crusty]

Let this thread go, 6 hours is going to pass and he will not update this thread..

SPIDER

 

[halik]

tagged, I'm already excited!

 

[Platypus]

did he wrap it up? if not sucks to be him.

 

[foghorn67]

Add a poll.

 

[Insomniator]

Whatever it is, its going to be the worst news ever.

 

[dfuze]

Sounds like its a baby...