Girl tells my friend, "i need to talk to u about something"...

[actuarial]

Can he be banned for putting update in the title but not updating the OP? Some combination of fail in this thread HAS to be banable!

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Okay update:

FRIEND: So what's up?
GIRL: Um it's some spider issues....

OVERHYPED.

BURN THE WITCH.....

 

[darkswordsman17]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: troytime
SO DID YOU BANG THE CHICK WITH THE SPIDER OR WHAT?????

The spider ate her.

?

 

[El Guaraguao]

WTF. I still cant believe this thread got so huge. I had to double check my address bar to make sure I wasnt in teenhelp.org forums. I thought this forum was where men came to chill after cutting down trees with their bare hands, assuming all of you are awesome lumber jacks. you guys have failed me.

 

[MotF Bane]

Ban.

 

[dudeman007]

once again syringer makes my penis limp

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: dudeman007
once again syringer makes my penis limp

:boggle;

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: mofoe2001
WTF. I still cant believe this thread got so huge. I had to double check my address bar to make sure I wasnt in teenhelp.org forums. I thought this forum was where men came to chill after cutting down trees with their bare hands, assuming all of you are awesome lumber jacks. you guys have failed me.

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[Duddy]

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha

Originally posted by: lxskllr
Absolutely nothing good follows the phrase "We have to talk..." :^/

Unless she's fishing for a spitroasting or a duddy.

This is the best possible scenario.

UPDATE: This thread sucks.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Syringer
My name is Syringer, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day
ATOT:
His name is Syringer, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Syringer:
I kill big spiders. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
ATOT:
He kills big spiders. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Syringer:
I kill big spiders. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
ATOT:
He kills big spiders. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Syringer:
I kill big spiders. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
ATOT:
He kills big spiders. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Okay update:

FRIEND: So what's up?
GIRL: Um it's some boy issues...

OVERHYPED.

Well no shit.

 

[Reckoner]

I hereby motion that syringer be banned from creating any new threads.

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: Reckoner
I hereby motion that syringer be banned.

Fixed.

 

[SunnyD]

Whats worse is that I had to read through the fucking thread to find the update. :|