Girl tells my friend, "i need to talk to u about something"...

[surfsatwerk]

Originally posted by: dainthomas

Originally posted by: OCguy
He has HIV, a child, or possibly a child with HIV.


Edit: Or she could be in AA/NA and she is on the step where she has to apologize to people.

Apologize for what? Banging him?

giving him the hiv when she banged him.

 

[ViviTheMage]

She is going to tell him she learned to spell out words like you, and you're?

 

[endervalentine]

you guys are so pessimistic ... it's a booty call w/ some drama added in!

 

[surfsatwerk]

Originally posted by: endervalentine
you guys are so pessimistic ... it's a booty call w/ some drama added in!

Yeah his hiv infected baby is going to sneak in and give him a reach around.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: surfsatwerk

Originally posted by: endervalentine
you guys are so pessimistic ... it's a booty call w/ some drama added in!

Yeah his hiv infected baby is going to sneak in and give him a reach around.

:Q

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: endervalentine
you guys are so pessimistic ... it's a booty call w/ some drama added in!

I believe you missed one of the incontrovertible laws of the universe that was posted above:

Originally posted by: lxskllr
Absolutely nothing good follows the phrase "We have to talk..." :^/

 

[SirChadwick]

I'm pretty sure the answer is...

wahhhhhhhhh, pooooooooop, wahhhhhhhhhhh

Hope your friend enjoy his new life.

 

[judasmachine]

I got a step nine apology just like that.

 

[El Guaraguao]

Honestly, I really don't give 2 shits about your drama that plays out through your life. I hate soap operas.


BTW, your buddy has AIDs. Mark my words.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: endervalentine
you guys are so pessimistic ... it's a booty call w/ some drama added in!

Yeah. More than likely she's going to say something like "I've been thinking of you ever since we...you know". "I was wondering if..." *blah blah blah*

I had a similar thing happen to me though. Like the second time I ever had sex we did it without proper protection and I...uh...didn't exercise self-control at the penultimate stage. Hey, I was inexperienced. Anyway, she calls me a few weeks later with the "We have to talk tomorrow." That was a day and night of sheer terror. Turns out she was mad at me for telling her girlfriend what we did or something like that. I didn't really listen much beyond the point where I ascertained that I wasn't a parent or infected with something. I think that was the happiest I've ever been while getting my ass chewed out.

 

[skulkingghost]

subscribed!

 

[Safeway]

I sense that we are going to get trolled. Or, alternatively, that your friend is a daddy.

 

[Steve]

Did she really say "u"?

 

[TehMac]

LOOK AT THE FUCKING NAME OF THE OP


That is all

 

[Juddog]

It's a baby, time to get the genetic testing done so he can pay her child support for 18 years.

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: TehMac
LOOK AT THE FUCKING NAME OF THE OP


That is all

Yep, we're going to be left hanging on this one w/ no explanation.

 

[Danman]

Full Blown......Baby?

 

[Krazy4Real]

Originally posted by: TehMac
LOOK AT THE FUCKING NAME OF THE OP


That is all

This.

 

[Slimline]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
congrats, dad

First thing that ran through my mind....

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: Syringer
My friend had sex with a chick about a year ago, and has talked with her maybe 3 times since then, until today when she says:

i need to talk to u about something
but not now
after ur done with work

He thinks it's some disease he's gotten, but I'm sure that after a year any possible effects would've been had by now, but if not it's something basic that can be tested/cured for.

Let the speculation begin, we'll find out in 6-7 hours..

Whatever it is, I'm sure you'll neglect to tell us.

 

[drum]

A thread created that intentionally hinges on an update and Syringer is the OP. Great.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha

Originally posted by: lxskllr
Absolutely nothing good follows the phrase "We have to talk..." :^/

Unless she's fishing for a spitroasting or a duddy.

OP's GF heard about his buddies huge wang and wants to ride his bone rollercoaster.

 

[tk149]

Originally posted by: drum
A thread created that intentionally hinges on an update and Syringer is the OP. Great.

Spider!

 

[sandorski]

She's been having a torrid Love Affair with his Dad and will soon be "Mom".

or

She's booked to appear on Springer and he's been invited.

 

[amdhunter]

Child support sucks.