Girlfriend paid $6000 for a puppy

[Crab cake]

A synopsis of our phone conversation.

Honey, guess what? I just bought a puppy.
You bought it?
Yeah, 3 days ago.
Where did you get it?
Pet shop.
I thought we agreed never to buy a pet from those places.
I know. That's why I didn't tell you earlier. He's so adorable you'll love him.
Where's the dog now?
Cynthia (her secretary) is taking care of him. He's not yet house-trained and you're not home during the day to watch him.
Bring him home. He'll be OK downstair.
OK, we can stop by her place after you pick me up. And honey, promise you won't make a big deal out of it.
Why, what's the big deal?
I paid $6000 for him.

I usually don't stay angry for more than a few minutes, but I'm still hyperventilating.

 

[MrChad]

What kind of puppy?

 

[dquan97]

time to trade the gf for a car

 

[yllus]

I'm sure she's joking. Otherwise you may have gotten with the stupidest woman ever.

 

[StageLeft]

LOL, nothing funnier than girls who get out of university and suddenly lose all sense of financial restraint, buying up their new cars, clothes, shoes, etc. all the while charging to their credit card. Then 5 years later they realize they just fvcked themselves.

$6k for a puppy. I'd break up with somebody who spent that on a puppy, no doubt about it.

 

[Atomicus]

I hope you two don't have shared accounts

 

[MasterAndCommander]

for that price, that puppy better poop gold

 

[chuckywang]

pics of gf?

 

[KLin]

That dog better make dinner and wash the dishes for that kind of money.

 

[artikk]

Was the 6000 bucks your money or hers? If it was yours you seriously have the right to take extreme measures in the situation. That dog better be covered in gold and be able to excrete diamonds. :Q

 

[eLiu]

6k for a fvcking dog? wtf

i hope that wasn't even partially your money

 

[Queasy]

Better be the most purest of pure-breeds with the papers to back it up.

edit: You could always try to make that money back with dog shows. Westminster, here you come!!!

 

[ravana]

Originally posted by: dquan97
time to trade the gf for a car

or a free puppy from the pound.

 

[Need4Speed]

Originally posted by: yllus
I'm sure she's joking. Otherwise you may have gotten with the stupidest woman ever.

i second this motion....

 

[phreakah]

:Q

 

[blackdogdeek]

that puppy better be a talking dog.

 

[eigen]

I dont believe in violence againt women...but.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: KLin
That dog better make dinner and wash the dishesand sh!t gold bricks for that kind of money.

 

[Aimster]

what the hell...

how rich are you?

 

[whattaguy]

The puppy better crap gold or something.

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: KLin
That dog better make dinner and wash the dishes for that kind of money.

Watch it be one of those dogs that look like a hairless rat or something too.

 

[RbSX]

why would ANYONE pay 6000 for a dog? you can go to the spca and get one for nothing.. and I'm sure they need to be taken more than a pet store dog.

 

[Pliablemoose]

LOL, marry her & give her your credit cards quick..

 

[saxophonoia]

Originally posted by: KLin
That dog better make dinner and wash the dishes for that kind of money.

It better do a hell of a lot more than that.

 

[MikeMike]

the only good possibility is if you breed the dog w/ another pure bred of the same kind and then sell those puppies!!! you can make monies that way.

otherwise, shoot the damn bitch. both if necessary

MIKE