Girlfriend's Half Birthday...... WTF

[Triforceofcourage]

Its her half birthday today and I remember her saying she celebrates it. Have you ever heard of anyone else doing this? Do I get her a gift for her half birthday? I think I will just to be on the safe side.

 

[quizzelsnatch]

this thread is worthless without pics.

 

[Random Variable]

she just wants you to spend more money on her

 

[BlueWeasel]

WTF? Sounds like a lame excuse to get gifts.

 

[KLin]

She's just milking you for everything you're worth. Just wait until she starts having quarter birthdays.

 

[her209]

What the fvck is a half-birthday? Is that like Name Day or something?

 

[jadinolf]

Get her half a gift.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

WTF is a half-birthday? What justifies having it? Is it just a "birthday" that's exactly halfway between two adjacent birthdays?

 

[Darilus]

Get her half a gift. Be creative.

 

[Beau]

Buy a dog and cut it in half, tell her you wanted to get her a pet for her half birthday, but she doesn't get the other half till her real birthday.

 

[Mucho]

Originally posted by: Darilus
Get her half a gift. Be creative.

:thumbsup:

 

[Platypus]

a very merry unbirthday to you, to you.

 

[Rock Hydra]

Stupid people.
I saw a piece of paper on some girl's locker during the school year.

Happy Half Birthday
xxxxxx

[picture]

Half way to 18!

I was thinking to myself "Is she 9 years old?"

 

[Philippine Mango]

Just get her a half assed gift and you'll be fine.

 

[brigden]

Take something expensive, like a Coach purse. Cut it in half. Tell her she can have the other half on her next birthday.

She'll never bring up "Half Birthday's" again.

 

[monk3y]

I'm all for any random reason to party

 

[Shawn]

get a new girlfriend.

 

[BlueWeasel]

Originally posted by: RockHydra11
Stupid people.
I saw a piece of paper on some girl's locker during the school year.

Happy Half Birthday
xxxxxx

[picture]

Half way to 18!

I was thinking to myself "Is she 9 years old?"

:laugh:

 

[z0mb13]

she wants to get a gift from you first before she dumps you!

 

[Cobalt]

Originally posted by: her209
What the fvck is a half-birthday? Is that like Name Day or something?

No, name day is entirely different.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: KLin
She's just milking you for everything you're worth. Just wait until she starts having quarter birthdays.

Bingo!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage
Its her half birthday today and I remember her saying she celebrates it. Have you ever heard of anyone else doing this? Do I get her a gift for her half birthday? I think I will just to be on the safe side.

gotta be one of the stupidiest things i have ever heard.

get her half a twinkie.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage
Its her half birthday today and I remember her saying she celebrates it. Have you ever heard of anyone else doing this? Do I get her a gift for her half birthday? I think I will just to be on the safe side.

Don't be a dumbass. Tell her that for your half birthday you expect a 3-some. That'll be the last time she ever mentions it.

 

[OVERKILL]

This is what you do.
Rip a $20 bill in half and give her 1 half.
On her next half birthday, give her the other half and then tell her,
have a nice life.
This half birthday scam is truly one of the most stupidest things i've ever heard.
It's obviously another way to get more money/gifts from you.

 

[Patt]

retarded ...