give me your best pickup lines

[Fritzo]

This line seriously worked. A lot.

Drop a $20 or a $50 behind a girl (ones sitting at the bar work best). Pick it up and ask her if she's dropped any money. She'll probably say no (if she says yes she's trouble- look elsewhere). Say you found this money behind her and ask if she'd like to split it on dinner or drinks.

You're in!

 

[Mai72]

This line seriously worked. A lot.

Drop a $20 or a $50 behind a girl (ones sitting at the bar work best). Pick it up and ask her if she's dropped any money. She'll probably say no (if she says yes she's trouble- look elsewhere). Say you found this money behind her and ask if she'd like to split it on dinner or drinks.

You're in!

That's creative. I like it.

I still like telling the honies that I post on ATOT. It usually gets their juices flowing.

 

[JManInPhoenix]

"Did you know you have 206 bones in your body? Would you like another one?"

LOL :awe:

 

[MongGrel]

"Find my keys and we'll drive out"

Wait a minute, thought ya meant a truck.

J/K

Pretty creative, this one.

Except if she says yes, you're out $50 bucks possibly too.

This line seriously worked. A lot.

Drop a $20 or a $50 behind a girl (ones sitting at the bar work best). Pick it up and ask her if she's dropped any money. She'll probably say no (if she says yes she's trouble- look elsewhere). Say you found this money behind her and ask if she'd like to split it on dinner or drinks.

You're in!

 

[poofyhairguy]

Except if she says yes, you're out $50 bucks possibly too.

Why?

I would just say "You failed the honesty test, may God have mercy on your eternal soul you sinner you" and walk away.

Screw giving a bitch $50 with 0% chance she puts out.

 

[SMOGZINN]

Do you want to have sex with a stranger?

Oh sure, but does it ever work?

 

[z1ggy]

Lottttttttttt of virgins in this thread... yikes.

 

[smackababy]

I prefer to open with a very classy first line... something like: say, sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?

 

[Ruptga]

Lottttttttttt of virgins in this thread... yikes.

thanks, captain

 

[dbailey]

Looks like you've got a little Irish in you.

Do you want some?

 

[smackababy]

Looks like you've got a little Irish in you.

Do you want some?

Emphasis on the little.

 

[Jeeebus]

Quick - the kids are asleep. Let's have sex, shower, watch New Girl, and get to sleep before they wake up!

Note... this has a very low success rate.

 

[MongGrel]

Why?

I would just say "You failed the honesty test, may God have mercy on your eternal soul you sinner you" and walk away.

Screw giving a bitch $50 with 0% chance she puts out.

Yeah I suppose that would work.

I'm on my third wife, and we've been married 20 years he he.

I'm a bit out of practice on pick up lines.

 

[Blintok]

Walk up to a girl

well, I'm here....what were your two other wishes?

 

[MongGrel]

I'd be really embarrassed to post serious ones here.

Used to have some good ones.

 

[Ruptga]

Fortunately, serious replies are always optional.

 

[mizzou]

Would you like to go to my apartment and perform consensual sexual intercourse?

 

[Puppies04]

Do you want to play the rape game?
No.
Thats the spirit.

 

[sandorski]

$50? I can't go more than $40.

 

[disappoint]

That's creative. I like it.

I still like telling the honies that I post on ATOT. It usually gets their juices flowing.

They vomit?

 

[Childs]

"Have you ever played Tune in Tokyo?"

 

[natto fire]

No offense, but this starts off like an Alky thread. I think he was too busy to crap on this thread over the weekend, what with the climatic software install we are supposed to be belittled against.

 

[RichUK]

Knock knock

 

[Leros]

 

[BUTCH1]

Well, I know there are better-looking guys you could leave with tonight but they'll probably forget you by the next day, me, I would never forget how awesome it was to be with you, not next week, next year, next ever....