Damn cats are thieves you know, always stealing my sh!t and stuff coming up missing. They have very deep pockets, and they use their thumbs to grab stuff. After their pockets get full they sell the stolen goods on Ebay.
Damn thieving cats, I hate them. If anyone sees my stuff up for sale by a user named mittens LMK I want it all back.
and in other cat stories...
wtf cat people? well, not cat people in general but cat people who put their cats in competition. one of them named her cat Texas Bell Candice Bergenswagglesomething (the swagglesomething part is me not remember what that last effed up part was)
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