Give me a fucking break! My mom had her tubes tied. She said she went to sleep and the she woke up and all was done. Nothing bad about it. It was at a local clinic. No hospital.
Yeah, have your SO undergo a more dangerous procedure.
On another note, you should do some reading on what a vasectomy entails.
Give me a fucking break! My mom had her tubes tied. She said she went to sleep and the she woke up and all was done. Nothing bad about it. It was at a local clinic. No hospital.
Give me a fucking break! My mom had her tubes tied. She said she went to sleep and the she woke up and all was done. Nothing bad about it. It was at a local clinic. No hospital.
Nah, you won't see me get a vasectomy.
Vasectomy vs. Tubal Ligation
In countries with a high rate of vasectomies, such as Canada and New Zealand, two-thirds of couples choose vasectomy over the alternative surgical contraception of female tubal ligation. In the United States, one-third of couples choose vasectomy, while two-thirds choose tubal ligation. Efforts are presently under way in the United States to inform couples that vasectomy is much safer and easier than tubal ligation.
http://www.emedicinehealth.com/vasectomy/page3_em.htm
Nah, you won't see me get a vasectomy.
When I went to your house when you left for work.
Do you really think the tech who processes 30+ cups of jizz a day cares how long you take to produce it?
THAT is why my dog was walking funny all weekend? You sick SOB.
You shouldn't talk about your wife like that cupcake.
Talking to a few guys at work the other day, we're planning on getting vasectomies soon. One guy has had one, he said that after 30 days you have to give a sperm sample and then deliver it to the lab within 30 minutes of producing the sample.
Question arose:
I am really, really good at producing sperm samples. I mean, give me some material, and about 60 seconds and BAM! Sample.
Now in the movie Road Trip, they go to a facility to do this. Question is: Do you produce it as fast as you can? Or do you wait for 20-30 minutes to make yourself "seem cool", provided it was a lady receiving that sample in the end. I mean, if you go in a room, and come back out 2 minutes later, does it make you look bad?
Just curious what your thoughts were.
A bunch of the guys at work are going to get vasectomies?
Artisan Level: Try to produce a sample without using your hands.
Yeah, and when you consider what other bodily solids and fluids they are testing, I imagine sizing some dude up for manliness is about the last thing on their minds.
On the other hand, imagine a guy in a mostly sterile, fluorescent-lit room, with just a lab computer and loads of semen to keep him company. I could see someone making a game out of it.
Talking to a few guys at work the other day, we're planning on getting vasectomies soon. One guy has had one, he said that after 30 days you have to give a sperm sample and then deliver it to the lab within 30 minutes of producing the sample.
Question arose:
I am really, really good at producing sperm samples. I mean, give me some material, and about 60 seconds and BAM! Sample.
Now in the movie Road Trip, they go to a facility to do this. Question is: Do you produce it as fast as you can? Or do you wait for 20-30 minutes to make yourself "seem cool", provided it was a lady receiving that sample in the end. I mean, if you go in a room, and come back out 2 minutes later, does it make you look bad?
Just curious what your thoughts were.
Ask her if it is OK if the sample is mixed with saliva...