Gizmodo writer "reviews" the Fleshlight Motion

[NFS4]

Damn, how could anyone admit to that in front of millions?

And do you seriously want to go through the process of soaking a fake vagina in water, lubing it up and then going to town on it? And have you thought about what happens when you're done? This is no kleenex cleanup, my friends. You need to go to a sink and rinse out your rubber vagina and its plastic case. Imagine doing that, and imagine how you'd feel about yourself at that moment. Got that picture in mind? It's worse than that. Trust me.

NSFW

http://gizmodo.com/5375323/i-h...eview?skyline=true&s=x

 

[SandEagle]

gah, just reading that excerpt makes me cringe

 

[DontMindMe]

nice find Ace

 

[Scouzer]

wow. brave. good show

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: SandEagle
gah, just reading that excerpt makes me cringe

Well, this one is almost sig worthy

Seriously, there's nothing that kills a boner faster than the self-awareness that comes from being balls deep in a piece of furniture.

 

[Mo0o]

"And if you're able to stay aroused when you look down and see this thing beneath you, you're a better man than I. Seriously, there's nothing that kills a boner faster than the self-awareness that comes from being balls deep in a piece of furniture."

 

[destrekor]

wait... wait a minute... did he do a video review?
?!

:shocked:
:laugh:

not going to watch. but hilarious read. did not expect gizmodo to review that. the porn site of gawker media (fleshbot), yes, but gizmodo?

 

[Modular]

Geez, that's something else right there.

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: destrekor
wait... wait a minute... did he do a video review?
?!

:shocked:
:laugh:

not going to watch. but hilarious read. did not expect gizmodo to review that. the porn site of gawker media (fleshbot), yes, but gizmodo?

He did do a video review, fortunately not a video demonstration.

 

[keird]

awkward video is awkward

 

[newnameman]

Originally posted by: oogabooga

Originally posted by: destrekor
wait... wait a minute... did he do a video review?
?!

:shocked:
:laugh:

not going to watch. but hilarious read. did not expect gizmodo to review that. the porn site of gawker media (fleshbot), yes, but gizmodo?

He did do a video review, unfortunately not a video demonstration.

:Q

 

[PottedMeat]

Hahah.

Gist of video review: Use your hand, it's worked since the beginning of time.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: destrekor
wait... wait a minute... did he do a video review?
?!

:shocked:
:laugh:

not going to watch. but hilarious read. did not expect gizmodo to review that. the porn site of gawker media (fleshbot), yes, but gizmodo?

he did a video review, but no "actual" showing of usage. in the end he concluded that you should stick with your "hand vagina" rather than the hassle of a fleshlight.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Hhhmm I never did consider how a fleshlight is cleaned. Gross. Where's fuzzybabybunny when you have a million questions to ask?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: keird
awkward video is awkward

he did a good job under the circumstances. a vagina in a can.... good stuff :laugh:

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Hhhmm I never did consider how a fleshlight is cleaned. Gross. Where's fuzzybabybunny when you have a million questions to ask?

won't warm to hot water just rinse it clean fine? i'm surprised they don't make them so you can pop them in the dish washer.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Hhhmm I never did consider how a fleshlight is cleaned. Gross. Where's fuzzybabybunny when you have a million questions to ask?

won't warm to hot water just rinse it clean fine? i'm surprised they don't make them so you can pop them in the dish washer.

I'm fortunate in that I whack off so often that my "stuff" is little more than a fine powder these days. Makes for easy cleanup.

 

[JM Aggie08]

How often should one clean a fleshlight?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: JM Aggie08
How often should one clean a fleshlight?

srsly?
after each use

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: JM Aggie08
How often should one clean a fleshlight?

srsly?
after each use

if you don't you'll give yourself aids

 

[ChanHo78]

Originally posted by: JM Aggie08
How often should one clean a fleshlight?

I clean mine every Tuesday, Mondays are a bit ripe but not too bad.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: keird
awkward video is awkward

he did a good job under the circumstances. a vagina in a can.... good stuff :laugh:

Almost as good as a dick in your can, right mosh?

 

[Jeff7]

So many good quotes in that.

I mean, how can you really justify a huge box with a vagina?

This just shows an extreme dedication to a party where only you and your penis are invited.

Originally posted by: ChanHo78

Originally posted by: JM Aggie08
How often should one clean a fleshlight?

I clean mine every Tuesday, Mondays are a bit ripe but not too bad.

"By Thursday, it makes its own lube. By Monday, it thrusts back."

 

[maziwanka]

that was a pretty hilarious read. i can't believe something like this actually exists.

 

[Cattlegod]

Seriously, there's nothing that kills a boner faster than the self-awareness that comes from being balls deep in a piece of furniture.

LOL