Gizmodo writer "reviews" the Fleshlight Motion

[Tiamat]

:laugh:

 

[Squisher]

I wonder if it's dishwasher safe?

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Hhhmm I never did consider how a fleshlight is cleaned. Gross. Where's fuzzybabybunny when you have a million questions to ask?

won't warm to hot water just rinse it clean fine? i'm surprised they don't make them so you can pop them in the dish washer.

My dishes are the last things I would want to wash with a fleshlight.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: Tiamat
:laugh:

 

[TridenT]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: Tiamat
:laugh:

 

[Spike]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Hhhmm I never did consider how a fleshlight is cleaned. Gross. Where's fuzzybabybunny when you have a million questions to ask?

won't warm to hot water just rinse it clean fine? i'm surprised they don't make them so you can pop them in the dish washer.

My dishes are the last things I would want to wash with a fleshlight.

lol, good call.

 

[Kadarin]

Liked this comment:

It's all fun and games until nine months down the road you find a half couch half human baby crawling out of your closet and whisper in a raspy voice, "kill... me!"

 

[TheVrolok]

Ha, great review.

 

[timosyy]

/shudder.

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: newnameman

Originally posted by: oogabooga

Originally posted by: destrekor
wait... wait a minute... did he do a video review?
?!

:shocked:
:laugh:

not going to watch. but hilarious read. did not expect gizmodo to review that. the porn site of gawker media (fleshbot), yes, but gizmodo?

He did do a video review, unfortunately not a video demonstration.

:Q

I see what you did there.

I guess if you wanted a video demonstration it could be hilarious - He could court the fleshlight, buy it dinner, watch a movie, make awkward advances, then of course.. there's the deed itself which would be all sorts of awkward. And then, in case the video wasn't weird/awkward enough - cleanup would take on whole new levels of awkward.

It would probably make every major news media outlet. I don't know what people would have to say about that.

 

[slayer202]

if you work for a place like gizmodo you have bigger things to worry about. for example, you'll be lucky if you can afford a fake vagina to fuck

 

[Koing]

He's a reviewer so it was his job to review it LOL

Koing

 

[Wheezer]

LOL...great review.

There is no replacement for a self cleaning vagina.

 

[ahenkel]

LMAO that was awesome

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Hhhmm I never did consider how a fleshlight is cleaned. Gross. Where's fuzzybabybunny when you have a million questions to ask?

won't warm to hot water just rinse it clean fine? i'm surprised they don't make them so you can pop them in the dish washer.

My dishes are the last things I would want to wash with a fleshlight.

your dishes have saliva on them? what is the big deal then? sperm is saliva's cousin.

 

[ViviTheMage]

ahhh, that is hilarous.

 

[DaFinn]

If they make one that has USB plug, will Anandtech review it?

 

[PottedMeat]

hmm if they had those a sperm banks would you use it knowing it was used by someone else?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Hhhmm I never did consider how a fleshlight is cleaned. Gross. Where's fuzzybabybunny when you have a million questions to ask?

won't warm to hot water just rinse it clean fine? i'm surprised they don't make them so you can pop them in the dish washer.

My dishes are the last things I would want to wash with a fleshlight.

your dishes have saliva on them? what is the big deal then? sperm is saliva's cousin.

i keep telling my wife that..

 

[lokiju]

:laugh:

Wow.

 

[Slimline]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Hhhmm I never did consider how a fleshlight is cleaned. Gross. Where's fuzzybabybunny when you have a million questions to ask?

won't warm to hot water just rinse it clean fine? i'm surprised they don't make them so you can pop them in the dish washer.

My dishes are the last things I would want to wash with a fleshlight.

your dishes have saliva on them? what is the big deal then? sperm is saliva's cousin.

i keep telling my wife that..

You are my hero.

 

[Juddog]

Tagged for later.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
....sperm is saliva's cousin.

I bet this concept makes for some unusual teeth cleaning.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: moshquerade
....sperm is saliva's cousin.

I bet this concept makes for some unusual teeth cleaning.

i have found pubic hair in mouths before during a cleaning.

 

[JJ650]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: moshquerade
....sperm is saliva's cousin.

I bet this concept makes for some unusual teeth cleaning.

i have found pubic hair in mouths before during a cleaning.

LOL!


Do you ever tell them when you do find them?