God dammit, Lindsay,

[shortylickens]

just fucking get your shit together why doncha?

http://www.google.com/search?num=20&hl=en&safe=off&tbm=nws&q=lindsay+lohan&aq=f&aqi=g-z2g8&aql=&oq=

Funny thing is, if it were a black male in DC or NY, he'd have done his 12 months and been out already.

 

[linje]

just fucking get your shit together why doncha?

http://www.google.com/search?num=20&hl=en&safe=off&tbm=nws&q=lindsay+lohan&aq=f&aqi=g-z2g8&aql=&oq=

Funny thing is, if it were a black male in DC or NY, he'd have done his 12 months and been out already.

Well she's not black. not male. not in DC or NY.
Therefore, not a criminal

 

[wuliheron]

just fucking get your shit together why doncha?

What are you talking about? After multiple drug busts and a parole violation she just got a felony charge reduced to a misdemeanor and talked her way back into a major role in a movie. The problem is she has her shit together too well. She's a functional drug addict which is one of the hardest to convince they have a problem.

 

[MotF Bane]

She was so hot. What a waste.

 

[Matt1970]

More like a spoiled brat doing whatever she wants with little consequences.

 

[sportage]

Meanwhile, on the other side of the world...

 

[BladeVenom]

If she were a popular black athlete, she could get away with murder.

 

[-Slacker-]

Did not read, but maybe part of the reason why she acts like a spoiled coke whore is because she wants attention, which we keep giving her? Just saying.

 

[wuliheron]

Did not read, but maybe part of the reason why she acts like a spoiled coke whore is because she wants attention, which we keep giving her? Just saying.

She could run down Hollywood Boulevard naked or campaign for president if she just wanted attention. The obvious explanation is that she really is a little coke whore and just doesn't give a damn about much except her next fix.

 

[Tom]

My impression of the necklace thing is it's more of a stunt by the jeweler than a crime.

 

[dfuze]

Sounds like she just needs a few counseling sessions from Sheen and she'll be good to go.

 

[dmcowen674]

She was so hot. What a waste.

Was???

 

[MotF Bane]

Sounds like she just needs a few counseling sessions from Sheen and she'll be good to go.

I'd be happy to give her some "counseling". :awe:

 

[Brovane]

My impression of the necklace thing is it's more of a stunt by the jeweler than a crime.

That was my impression to. The theft charge triggered the parole violation. One thing that I am hopeful for is that she didn't get a parole violation for a failed drug/alcohol test. Hopefully she can keep herself clean and sober.