God Damn It

[Savij]

I live off a street that's pretty popular in the evenings and the entire parking lot was full when I got back. I had to park on the street and have to get up to move my car at 8am. I was thinking of letting the air out of one guy's tires (I know he doesn't live here), but wouldn't mind any other suggestions to teach the guy a lesson (without harming the guy's car permanently). Post your unique and humorous ideas at payback.

*note* I'm probably not going to carry through with the suggestions as my girlfriend is mad at me for even entertaining the idea of letting the air out of his tires but your ideas will probably put me in a better mood.

 

[imported_Mike]

have it towed...

 

[gentobu]

Why cant you have them towed?

 

[rh71]

Is the parking lot restricted to tenants only ? Is there a sign indicating so ? If not, you have no right to even entertain this idea. I'm with your gf. (figuratively speaking - sorta maybe).

 

[z0mb13]

is it ur parking spot or a public spot?

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
is it ur parking spot or a public spot?

I assumed it was his parking spot, if its public the OP is a an idiot.

 

[Savij]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
is it ur parking spot or a public spot?

The lot is restricted. I don't want to do anything really horrible, just annoy them as much as I'm annoyed if that makes any sense.

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: Savij

Originally posted by: z0mb13
is it ur parking spot or a public spot?

The lot is restricted. I don't want to do anything really horrible, just annoy them as much as I'm annoyed if that makes any sense.

and letting out the air from his tires says "Can we be friends?" .....

 

[rh71]

call the cops. At least try to get those very sticky bright orange stickers on their windows. I love those.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

If you knew it would be there for awhile, it might be fun to place a form around a couple of tires & pour in some concrete

 

[Orsorum]

If it's a private spot, have them towed, same if it's for apt. residents or house residents only. If not, you're outta luck.

Cheers!
Nate

 

[Savij]

Originally posted by: Yo_Ma-Ma
If you knew it would be there for awhile, it might be fun to place a form around a couple of tires & pour in some concrete

Lol, I thought hey, maybe I can lock this really old bike (it's an old beater that's worth maybe $10) to his spoiler.

 

[Joker81]

I've been in a similar situation when people park in my spot. I never do anything becuase im more afraid of retribution then just walking a couple blocks.

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Cement shoes...

It's excessive. It's bizzare. It's absolutely evil. I like it.

 

[Savij]

Someone's got to have something really creative.

 

[bootymac]

Let all the air out.. fun and no permanent damage!

 

[BornStar]

I'd call the cops or get it towed, personally. I've had to deal with people parking in my spot before and it's frustrating. I also feel your pain about your g/f getting mad that you considered doing anything.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

spray inflate-a-flat through a crevice in his window? Fill his key holes with glue (or break off a key in it)? Double-back tape razor blades under his door handle? Connect a chain from his muffler to a tree?

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Originally posted by: bootymac
Let all the air out.. fun and no permanent damage!

Gotta take the valves out if you wanna do it right

 

[HomerSapien]

just tow it...then the tow truck driver does the damage and not you.

Your paying for the spot either through rent or actual leasing the spot. If they do not have a sticker, tow em.


Or leave them a letter saying you will tow them next time.

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: HomerSapienOr leave them a letter saying you will tow them next time.

Id go with this one, be nice, but simply inform them next time it will be towed.

 

[Bateluer]

When you say have it towed, I assume you mean at the vehicle owner's expense?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Bateluer
When you say have it towed, I assume you mean at the vehicle owner's expense?

Of course. It's ALWAYs at their expense.

 

[Turkish]

- stuff socks into their exhaust
- spray paint their windshield (all of it)
- put a note saying that you are the fat chick from 3rd floor and you are watching him as he reads that note
- draw flowers on the car with glowing glue
- take a dump on the car.

 

[HomerSapien]

put shoe polish on the wiper blades
vaseline the door handles
pee on it
make whoopee on the hood and leave a dent that can be popped out
color in the windows with shoe polish
attach condoms to various parts of it
fill one with shaving cream and leave it on the door handle
tie cans to it, like it was the grooms car at a wedding
wrap it with toilet paper till it looks like a big ball of paper
glue things to it like the little green soldiers
take off the tires and padlock them together to the car