God is a woman

[swamplizard]

Nah, that theory was debunked.

:thumbsup:

G' morning MonGrel,

I must've been snoozing when the memo was released. :sneaky:

 

[sm625]

If god was a woman then everyone would be receiving a $3000 a month welfare check and no one would need to wonder about how to pay for it.

 

[swamplizard]

If god was a woman then everyone would be receiving a $3000 a month welfare check and no one would need to wonder about how to pay for it.

Hey sm,

Maybe everyone does.

 

[sm625]

Maybe everyone does.

Perhaps. One could certainly argue that if you were to take any peasant from medieval times and plant them into any of today's housing projects or even a homeless shelter, they would say they are now living like a king. And the medieval peasant would no doubt wonder why people are not happier given all that they have.

 

[swamplizard]

Perhaps. One could certainly argue that if you were to take any peasant from medieval times and plant them into any of today's housing projects or even a homeless shelter, they would say they are now living like a king. And the medieval peasant would no doubt wonder why people are not happier given all that they have.

Hi sm,

Wealth, like all else in this existence, is relative.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

What is this word "God" you have used? To what does it refer?

 

[swamplizard]

What is this word "God" you have used? To what does it refer?

Hi Cerpin Taxt,

Ah, there is nothing that I can add to the word, "God." Per chance, can you?

 

[sm625]

I am reminded once again of that scene from a Star Trek movie. Kirk asks "What does God need with a starship?" For that matter, what does God need with genetalia? How could a supreme being even be bothered with genetalia? Why would an immortal being require genetalia when genetalia are symbols of reproduction, and reproduction itself is a symptom of mortality?

 

[swamplizard]

Hi sm,

You are taking this topic way too seriously. It is symbolic and offers a non-traditional way of looking at God. Relax, and let the story unwind in your inner self.

 

[zanejohnson]

God is androgynous, i thought we all already knew this...

the baphomet, the plant life, how most species are androgynous with very few remaining homogeneous, i'd imagine we were past this...

at least on this forum.

 

[Puffnstuff]

God is the ultimate Female, pure and loving all of Her creation, that includes you.

Is her name Menopause and does she suffer from permanent PMS? Can the warrior Midol save us all for certain destruction?

 

[itsmydamnation]

I thought this was already a well established fact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA3dzBrXYtc

 

[disappoint]

What is this word "God" you have used? To what does it refer?

A can of worms.

 

[Ken g6]

The first human was a woman, let's call her Eve. She gave birth to Adam and Lilith in the same fashion as some amphibians (see: http://www.ansci.wisc.edu/jjp1/ansc.../tues/amphibians/Amphibian Reproduction2.html ).

Doesn't work that way for Adam. Y? Ask a geneticist.

 

[Muse]

Ave',

The first human was a woman, let's call her Eve. She gave birth to Adam and Lilith in the same fashion as some amphibians (see: http://www.ansci.wisc.edu/jjp1/ansci_repro/misc/websites09/tues/amphibians/Amphibian Reproduction2.html ).

God is an infinite number of entities within one God, the dominant entity is female and gave birth to an infinite universe, or multiverse if you prefer.

The Garden of Eden is real and can be entered by anyone anytime that one wishes to lay aside the false notion(s) that Eve's descendants are obstructed from it by guardians that refuse to allow admittance. The guards are but a mental construct, constricting the descendants within a realm of fantasy.

God is the ultimate Female, pure and loving all of Her creation, that includes you.

Well, this is far too structured for my taste. God is more than any of those things, a lot more, and a lot more than anything you have ever thought.

 

[John Connor]

Without reading all of the crap... I'll just say God isn't a woman, but is noted as the father of Jesus. But I think God is a male-like creature in this respect. Not human as we are.

 

[HeXen]

What it is that we would consider or call a God very likely is unaware of our existence if it's even self aware at all. It would be like saying Dark Energy is self aware but yet it's still something that would exist and by doing so has an effect such as causing our universe to expand. I suspect "God" is likely a culmination of things in another dimension that thanks to its existence, forms our laws of physics in our dimension which allowed us to even be possible. No doubt because of our existence, we cause a ripple effect throughout other dimensions that we'll never know about.

 

[RiverStream]

Would it be possible that God created the first being as a female to essentially be the fertile one, to create offspring? A man certainly cannot, perhaps this might sound strange but God's first intention might not have been human to human procreation.

 

[John Connor]

Would it be possible that God created the first being as a female to essentially be the fertile one, to create offspring? A man certainly cannot, perhaps this might sound strange but God's first intention might not have been human to human procreation.

Male creatures all have unnecessary tits.