God Made Trump

[Greenman]

Ask the resident conservatives on here. One particular one, @Greenman, has stated on these forums how he loves Trump's ability to speak in complete sentences.

I believe I said I "liked" Trumps ability to speak in complete sentences.
I'm sorry if my politics hurt your feelings, but that isn't a reason to drag me into your little pity party. Do us both a favor and put me on ignore, then you won't ever have to be offended by a dissenting opinion.

 

[Tsinni Dave]

I look forward to a collection of Trump's speeches being published for posterity. Those speeches where he and Kim Jong fell in love are going to really stand the test of time, and those "Bing Bong" sound effects are going to be held up as historically outstanding in their incisiveness. The pages and pages of all-caps raging will inspire generations to come. Kids in the future will forever be wondering "Where are the scars from that massive head trauma he obviously fell victim to?" and the older folks answering that obviously the kids are too left wing to understand such brilliant, concise words from what was obviously one of the greatest and most stable of geniuses.

 

[nakedfrog]

"Well, ackshually I said 'like', and also you're a crybaby"

 

[VashHT]

I believe I said I "liked" Trumps ability to speak in complete sentences.
I'm sorry if my politics hurt your feelings, but that isn't a reason to drag me into your little pity party. Do us both a favor and put me on ignore, then you won't ever have to be offended by a dissenting opinion.

Whether you like it or love it isn't the point, the point is trump doesn't do it.

 

[Lanyap]

I am the Keymaster! The Destructor is coming. Gozer the Traveler, the Destroyer he debank all Prisoners...Electric Covfefe!

Insert Gosar head swinging GIF

 

[Greenman]

Whether you like it or love it isn't the point, the point is trump doesn't do it.

Compared to Joe, he's an outstanding orator. I'll grant that the bar doesn't go a whole lot lower, but when you're at rock bottom, the only direction is up.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Compared to Joe, he's an outstanding orator. I'll grant that the bar doesn't go a whole lot lower, but when you're at rock bottom, the only direction is up.

I honestly don't know how anyone can listen to trump and think he is a better speaker than Biden when his descriptive vocabulary is limited to the word set of "big, beautiful, huge, great".

 

[fskimospy]

Compared to Joe, he's an outstanding orator. I'll grant that the bar doesn't go a whole lot lower, but when you're at rock bottom, the only direction is up.

lol - have you ever listened to the two speak? Biden isn't a fantastic orator but he's decent. Trump is literally incomprehensible because so much of what he says is dementia addled babble.

If Joe Biden ever said anything remotely close to this incoherent you would want him committed.

https://twitter.com/x/status/763075178926596096

 

[fskimospy]

Conservatives need to wake up to the reality that Trump is suffering from severe cognitive decline and the guy wasn't all there to begin with. He needs medical attention.

 

[Pohemi]

I believe I said I "liked" Trumps ability to speak in complete sentences.
I'm sorry if my politics hurt your feelings, but that isn't a reason to drag me into your little pity party. Do us both a favor and put me on ignore, then you won't ever have to be offended by a dissenting opinion.

Compared to Joe, he's an outstanding orator. I'll grant that the bar doesn't go a whole lot lower, but when you're at rock bottom, the only direction is up.

Stop your dishonest whataboutism and constant projection. And then excusing your bullshit with some semantic twisting yourself into a pretzel. Donnie TwoScoops can't orate as well as a 'normal' fifth grader. "bUt hE oRaTeS bEtTeR tHaN sLeEpY JoE!!"

I mean...Jesus Hume fucking Christ you're an intellectually dishonest idiot (and/or troll). You can't ever admit to being wrong (aka stupid); you only double down on the stupid.

Do you hold any political opinions that are based on facts and observable reality instead of your butthurt feels? Is there anything? We have yet to see it from you.

 

[outriding]

I believe I said I "liked" Trumps ability to speak in complete sentences.
I'm sorry if my politics hurt your feelings, but that isn't a reason to drag me into your little pity party. Do us both a favor and put me on ignore, then you won't ever have to be offended by a dissenting opinion.

This has nothing to do with politics... it is about how Trump cannot speak..

It is constant word salad on topics that make no sense.

 

[VashHT]

Compared to Joe, he's an outstanding orator. I'll grant that the bar doesn't go a whole lot lower, but when you're at rock bottom, the only direction is up.

He's absolutely not, it's really sad what right wingers convince themselves of to make themselves feel better about electing the worst president in the history of this country.

 

[eelw]

Insert Gosar head swinging GIF

What does he have? Only noticed it in last weeks Hunter contempt hearing.

 

[Lanyap]

What does he have? Only noticed it in last weeks Hunter contempt hearing.

He's been doing it for several years now. Nobody seems to know what's wrong with him. Some speculate noodle grooving.

 

[darkswordsman17]

I looked.

"Trump: We’re going to place strong protections to stop banks and regulators from trying to debank you from your— your political beliefs what they do. They want to debank you. We’re going to debank— think of this. They want to take away your country. Electric cars"

WTF, does that word salad even mean?
RWNJs make fun of Biden, but Brandon talks nothing like this orange moron.

The part you're missing is how that does make sense to morons like babyshitgreenman. I think we're seeing something akin to like an auditory form of Dyslexia (or maybe it'd be inverse of that) occurring, where there's a portion of the population for which that actually turns into normal sentences, whereas normal sentences turns into jumbled mess.

 

[Tsinni Dave]

I think he just likes randomly throwing fireballs at reality and laughing at the people who have to put out the fires of stupidity to stop them from burning everything down, then proudly votes for a rich asshole who wants to cut the emergency services budget because it is raising his taxes. The rich asshole he supports also just happens to really, really want to kill some people so he can be the mobster he admires and be able to not only get away with it, but to be admired for it, but as long as he can keep throwing those fireballs he's cool with supporting that rich asshole who doesn't even know he exists.
Not the succinct post I had planned, but trying to put out the fires of stupidity is often more complex than throwing the fucking fireball in the first place, I guess.

 

[Pens1566]

Compared to Joe, he's an outstanding orator. I'll grant that the bar doesn't go a whole lot lower, but when you're at rock bottom, the only direction is up.

Dumbest fucking thing I've read on the forum in quite some time. Kudos.

 

[Tsinni Dave]

This.

Dumbest fucking thing I've read on the forum in quite some time. Kudos.

I need a lesson in brevity. Way better response than mine.

 

[kage69]

I believe I said I "liked" Trumps ability to speak in complete sentences.
I'm sorry if my politics hurt your feelings, but that isn't a reason to drag me into your little pity party. Do us both a favor and put me on ignore, then you won't ever have to be offended by a dissenting opinion.

An extraordinarily unintelligent man who speaks at the 4th grade level; America's most famous pathological liar, the one whose penchant for verbal diarrhea became the stuff of memes the world over... and you like his speaking 'ability' ?! Hahaha. That's like saying you like Putin's ability to uphold international law and respect borders.

Don't be sorry about your politics, be sorry you're so dishonest you even lie to yourself to defend a syphilitic traitor. Do you owe him money or something? The level of denial you maintain always cracks me up.

 

[kage69]

Since we're talking Trump's clear need for medical attention... Fun fact: herpetic whitlow sores on the hands and fingers are also known as felons.

Ain't English fun?

 

[akugami]

I believe I said I "liked" Trumps ability to speak in complete sentences.
I'm sorry if my politics hurt your feelings, but that isn't a reason to drag me into your little pity party. Do us both a favor and put me on ignore, then you won't ever have to be offended by a dissenting opinion.

I was hoping you would decode Trump's "complete sentences" which were not complete sentences, and made zero sense. At least it made zero sense to anyone with more than one brain cell.

And you didn't hurt my feelings. If anything, I feel sorry for anyone misguided enough to like Trump, or who has so little thinking ability that they think Trump is smart.

 

[Jaskalas]

I believe I said I "liked" Trumps ability to speak in complete sentences.

I wouldn't hitch a ride with this ancient fossil.
Getting worse by the week.

Wow while rambling about January 6th, a confused Trump blames Nikki Haley for January 6th and says she was in charge of security for the Capitol​

https://twitter.com/x/status/1748533500117233721

 

[brycejones]

I wouldn't hitch a ride with this ancient fossil.
Getting worse by the week.

Wow while rambling about January 6th, a confused Trump blames Nikki Haley for January 6th and says she was in charge of security for the Capitol​

https://twitter.com/x/status/1748533500117233721

That was already shown to greenman he dismissed it.

 

[hal2kilo]

What does he have? Only noticed it in last weeks Hunter contempt hearing.

Been wondering what he's on for a few years now.

 

[kage69]

Silly libs. A reminder of Trump's oratorical eloquence for you. Do pay keen attention to his expert use of vocabulary, how he keeps it clear, concise, cogent.

https://imgur.com/G9GMaRG

Remember that epic stream of nonsensical bullshit he spewed at Sean Hannity back in 2020? Still one of my favorite Trump rants.

A snip

If you think this moron is admirable or commendable, at all, there is something seriously wrong with you.