please "fall off the boat"
Cruises are for elderly people who have given up the will to live, so I guess you just need plenty of Xanax and sunscreen.
sunscreen and sun glasses. you can tell them you want both deserts at dinner.
my honeymoon was a cruise and it was fucking awesome. dunno what you are on about.
An up to date synonym for bitch.What is a "hizzo"?
Cruises are awesome. You get to vacation while you travel. I get bored easily staying in the same place for a week. I'd rather eat and drink myself into a coma every night and wake up on a new island 6 days in a row.Get a refund and actually travel
Cruises mostly suck, unless you can vacation so much of the year it's not like wasting too many days where you could have actually traveled.
Next time you travel to a new place were you are there for a week or more do some planning before hand and try creating an itinerary. I've done this on the last three trips we took and it was awesome.Cruises are awesome. You get to vacation while you travel. I get bored easily staying in the same place for a week. I'd rather eat and drink myself into a coma every night and wake up on a new island 6 days in a row.
My wife does all that and does a fantastic job of it, but it still doesn't compare to a 6 island hop.Next time you travel to a new place were you are there for a week or more do some planning before hand and try creating an itinerary. I've done this on the last three trips we took and it was awesome.
Yeah I went on a cruise. It wasn't worth it. The time you spend off the boat is just not enough. I like to explore more where I go.My wife does all that and does a fantastic job of it, but it still doesn't compare to a 6 island hop.
i mean, ok. thats not what i said at all, but go off.If your idea of adventure is shoveling down 2 different deserts at a meal then a cruise ship is for you!
Cruises are awesome. You get to vacation while you travel. I get bored easily staying in the same place for a week. I'd rather eat and drink myself into a coma every night and wake up on a new island 6 days in a row.
Yeah I went on a cruise. It wasn't worth it. The time you spend off the boat is just not enough. I like to explore more where I go.
Any vacation where I got to control my time was always better than that cruise.
The only cruise I might consider is Alaska when I'm a lot older. If there was a cruise in the Mediterranean where the ship stopped for 2 days at a port, then I might think of that too.
But the whole check of new place out every morning with a little amount of time you get is just a waste to me.
No man spreading on the life boats.Royal Caribbean. The big dog. Only my second cruise, went on a Carnival years ago. Out of Galveston late August.
Any tips/tricks/things I should be aware of? Other than to get the drink package because I am getting FUCKED UP!!!!!
If you are late back to the boat from one of the islands, then you have to live on the island.
Of the dozen or so Islands in the Carribean that I've visited, Grand Cayman for sure felt the most like paradise to me! Good choice!Dang now you tell me! I'd still be living on Grand Cayman today!