'Going Rogue'

[PJABBER]

Difference Between Republicans and Democrats

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.

Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats.


:laugh:

 

[PJABBER]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Ausm

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: PJABBER
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This is not OT, but just for a laugh, why don't you tell us all a lefty joke that everyone will think is funny?

In a recent study, the United States was ranked the 114th happiest country in the world. Then Sarah Palin stepped down. Now we're at 17

lmfao :beer:

Dude not cool, Pjab worked his ass off copy and pasting all that, at least wink at him.

Yeah, not cool DUDE!

Anyway, I had fun! :laugh:

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: PJABBER
Building my post count!

Two Tough Questions

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

/facepalm
Dude you are to humor what Harvey is to songwriting except h he writes his own material.

 

[PJABBER]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: PJABBER
Building my post count!

/facepalm
Dude you are to humor what Harvey is to songwriting except h he writes his own material.

How to Start Each Day With a Positive Outlook

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Barack Hussein Omama."

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Barack Hussein Omama?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better?

PS: Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi...

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: PJABBER
This is not OT, but just for a laugh, why don't you tell us all a lefty joke that everyone will think is funny?

George Bush has fucked up so bad, he made it hard for a white man to run for president! People are like "give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra... anything but another white man! That last one fucked up my roof!" -- Republican Chris Rock