going to china for a month

[gamepad]

i really wanna bring home a cute chinese girl. where in china should i start looking first? do i need to bother learning any chinese languages? any advice would be greatly appreciated.

 

[ballmode]

Play wow

 

[DJediMaster]

Flash your passport and you should be good to go.

 

[compnovice]

Mail order FTW..

 

[Rage187]

no matter what the ARMY tells you, you don't want to catch the clap from a 12 year old chinese prostitute.

 

[gamepad]

Originally posted by: ballmode
Play wow

what class is the most attractive to chinese girls?

 

[Reckoner]

Originally posted by: gamepad

Originally posted by: ballmode
Play wow

what class is the most attractive to chinese girls?

Wizard, they make the best cybersex partners.

I take off my robe and wizard hat...

 

[DaWhim]

ask benny long

 

[bennylong]

go to a KTV. I hear those are the best place to look.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ruxes_Pd5dk

Also, if you have a lvl 60 Warrior in WoW, you're go to good. Their parent will approve if they know you're a lvl 60 Warriors because it's a sign that you can support their daughter by farming.

 

[gsethi]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
ask benny long

LOL...was just going to say that

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[Shawn]

Is this supposed to be a serious thread?

 

[Pepsei]

1. start a protest at the Tiananmen Square
2. wait for cute college co-ed to show up
3. profit?

 

[Reckoner]

Where's ifromchina?

 

[gamepad]

do a lot of them speak english? or are those kind too hard to get? maybe i'm asking for too much... i need to hurry up and start my wow account.

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: gamepad
do a lot of them speak english? or are those kind too hard to get? maybe i'm asking for too much... i need to hurry up and start my wow account.

Most of them don't speak english. If they speak english, you should be worried because they will dump you as soon as they get their green card. The highly educated Shanghai girls that speak english with a MBA are well known to use the men to get a green card.

I can sell you my lvl 60 Warriors and get your started in your journey to finding a chinese wife. Remember, if don't have a lvl 60 Warriors Wow account, you ain't nuthin in China.

 

[gamepad]

what if i can hold my own in starcraft? could that be an alternative to getting a lv60 warrior? what am i thinking, starcraft skills would help me in korea, not china... sigh...

 

[fishface313]

asian's are attracted to guys who commit suicide...better get started!

 

[Conky]

Russian mail order brides are where it's at.

 

[her209]

China

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: gamepad
what if i can hold my own in starcraft? could that be an alternative to getting a lv60 warrior? what am i thinking, starcraft skills would help me in korea, not china... sigh...

Can you make a living playing Starcraft? Let's be realistic here, Starcraft isn't going to pay for the mortage, raise the childre, and pay for the college tuition. Now if you're a lvl 60 Warriors in WoW in a guild that raids everynight, then you can support the family.

The chinese woman isn't going to marry a lvl 2 Paladin

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: her209
China

Dude, that ain't cool. Why did you post a picture of my kid? Now I'm going to get arrested by children protective service.

 

[midnightrat]

LOL :beer:

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: Beachboy
Russian mail order brides are where it's at.

According to a thread on SA, some dude's Dad married a girl from Russia that already had The Herp.

Of course his Dad already had it too, got it from a hooker in Vegas, and brought it home to his Mom.

Disturbing thread.

 

[Yossarian]

I hate China. Just the sound of Mandarin makes my skin crawl.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I hate China. Just the sound of Mandarin makes my skin crawl.

whats wrong with you?