Good Advice Thread

[Ika]

look out for number one.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Dance like no one is watching :roll:

actually that is good advice. i am terrible at dancing. but boy does my wife enjoy it when we go. as most women do.

Yea, my girlfriend loves to dance when we go to clubs. I personally don't like clubs and I don't like dancing. But once I have a few drinks, I start moving in ways I normally don't move. And my girlfriend falls in love with me all over again.

oddly thats when i dance also. heh

 

[bsobel]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Don't date single mom's.

Corrilary: Never Ever Date Strippers (NEDS rule)

 

[theprodigalrebel]

When in doubt, use the smell test

 

[feralkid]

Buy 'em by the sack.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Trippin315
Life is like a penis, most people don't know it; but most people suck, so they usually blow it.

Bloodhound Gang?

 

[TheoPetro]

If you dont know what youre talking about then SHUT THE HELL UP!

 

[puffff]

before renting/buying an apartment, always check the toilet to see if it has enough oomph to flush down your turd.

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: pontifex
don't piss into the wind or on electric fences.

Read anything and everything by Robert E. Howard (or at least read books)

lol

 

[LW07]

Never give up. No matter how big the obstacles in life are, never give up. Persistance, Diligence, and wisdom are the path to success in life.

 

[alimoalem]

don't drink and drive. and if you're friend's drunk, don't let them drive

 

[bluewall21]

Always wear pants.

If you want to do something, and it is reasonably safe and correct, do it.

Never take everything as a joke. Always be serious enough unless you know you can do otherwise.

 

[AcidicFury]

Don't be afraid of taking the harder path that perhaps leads you away from comfort- the result is usually much better in the end.

 

[ddviper]

Originally posted by: JDrake

Originally posted by: Quasmo
don't fill a squirt gun with semen and shoot it at little girls.

What if it's too late?

o god stop there

 

[Britboy]

Don't eat yellow snow

 

[doze]

Stay in college as long as possible, working full time bites

 

[SViper]

Originally posted by: puffff
before renting/buying an apartment, always check the toilet to see if it has enough oomph to flush down your turd.

Haha. Good one. I'll have to remember that.

 

[K1052]

Two words: Prenuptial agreement.

 

[astrocase]

Cut your nails before going out on a date.

 

[So]

don't take wooden nickels.

 

[squirrel dog]

Through out life,no matter what your goal,keep your eye on the donut,not the hole.

 

[astrocase]

Originally posted by: squirrel dog
Through out life,no matter what your goal,keep your eye on the donut,not the hole.

Does that have anything to do with two birds and a stone and a burning bush in your hand or anything?

 

[Jikininki]

Originally posted by: jjones
If your girlfriend catches you cheating, blame it on her.

yea...great advice. You're like my bf's mentor, aren't you? :roll:

 

[middlehead]

When at war, have no mercy. When at peace, show no hostility.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Don't date single mom's.

:roll:

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