Good Clean joke!

[tealk]

The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) is not just an athlete . . . she is now a nurse currently working at the
Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer. It was causing
too much confusion whenever she would answer the phone. When
the phone rang and she answered she would say

"Hello, Picabo, I.C.U."

C'mon you're laughing and it was a good clean joke and they're hard to
find these days ---pass it on!


God Bless

 

[maximus maximus]

1/10

 

[CityShrimp]

But clean jokes aren't funny...

 

[Aharami]

hahaha. i found it funny

 

[Cookie]

Originally posted by: CityShrimp
But clean jokes aren't funny...

Some are. This one was not.

 

[Mr Pickles]

That was good. I have one...

A fish runs into a wall, what does he say? "dam"

 

[jimbob200521]

1/10

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: tealk
The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) is not just an athlete . . . she is now a nurse currently working at the
Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer. It was causing
too much confusion whenever she would answer the phone. When
the phone rang and she answered she would say

"Hello, Picabo, I.C.U."

C'mon you're laughing and it was a good clean joke and they're hard to
find these days ---pass it on!


God Bless

 

[IEC]

7/10

 

[AnyMal]

I chuckled the first time my fifth grader told me that joke.

 

[maddogchen]

8/10

 

[GasX]

joke potential 6/10

OP delivery 1/10

 

[f4phantom2500]

Eh, the punchline is mildly comical, if you're willing to entertain humor of that level, but the delivery of that joke is horrible; it sounds like a 5th grader made it up.

 

[tealk]

9/10 anyone?


I just copy pasted it.....was in the paper.....haha...the writter is a 5th grader then....

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: CityShrimp
But clean jokes aren't funny...

I dunno, I got this one today and I laughed:

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig
his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His
only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able
to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived
and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie

 

[tealk]

OK that is a good one.....10/10

 

[Mucho]

I am sure her parents are hippies.

 

[Lorax]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: CityShrimp
But clean jokes aren't funny...

I dunno, I got this one today and I laughed:

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig
his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His
only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able
to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived
and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie

good joke, but why did the guy have to be italian? (i'm thinking Mob)

 

[tealk]

Because his name is Vinnie........

 

[DanTMWTMP]

if it was true, and if a little kid told me that joke, then it'd be funny.

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: CityShrimp
But clean jokes aren't funny...

I dunno, I got this one today and I laughed:

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig
his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His
only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able
to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived
and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie

heh, now that gave me a little chuckle

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: CityShrimp
But clean jokes aren't funny...

I dunno, I got this one today and I laughed:

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig
his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His
only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able
to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived
and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie

I've heard it before, good stuff.

 

[MasonLuke]

8/10 since i know of her.

 

[shortylickens]

I only know two dirty jokes and one clean.
Wanna hear them?

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
I only know two dirty jokes and one clean.
Wanna hear them?

I have a feeling I've heard this before.

 

[blackllotus]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: CityShrimp
But clean jokes aren't funny...

I dunno, I got this one today and I laughed:

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig
his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His
only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able
to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived
and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie

That one is good