I just counted, and I have 8 crusted over plates of lassagne, spaghetti, pizza, and god knows what else next to my computer. This is a real problem. Is there such a thing as, "I eat too much damn food at my computer anonymous"?!?! :Q
i only have a 2.5 pound box of goldfish crackers, and a bag of pretzels... and an extra large box of kix..... and a bag of candy marshmellow things.... i think that's it.
Last year I was building a tower out of the Coke cans I went through sitting in front of my computer. I'd say I had well over 60 before it came tumbling down. This year I have a trash can right next to my desk, so I don't have any trash sitting out.
3 empty 24oz water bottles. I recycle so I can't just chuck them in the trash, I have to tear the labels off and put them in the kitchen... but I hate peeling off the labels so I let them sit on my desk until I have like 10.
I also always have a rolled up bag of tortilla chips on my sub woofer, for the munchies.
geez you guys are sad! What do you think the dining room table is for! Step away from the computer, eat something, and then come back. It will give your eyes a break from staring at the screen for 18 hours a day.
one crusty nifty fifty's cup
one crusty tuperware bowl
one crusty wooden spoon
2 empty cans of wild cherry
2 slices of bread left in the package
couple of used plastic utensils
one unopened thingie of mrs dash.... i dont know why this is here
1 partly-eaten can of pringles
1 empty box of Little Chocolate Donuts (R)
3 Dr Pepper cans (empty)
4 Almond M&Ms wrappers
2 partially-eaten 'rolls' of Ritz crackers
1 plate from last night's pasta
1 bowl from yesterday afternoon's chili
and one full trashcan, with an empty 1/2-gal. milk bottle on top
My desk is my dining room, it's as simple as that.
My desk is littered but perhaps it could be considered foodstuffs by someone from another planet:
1 Liter bottle of pure acetone, 90% full
500 ml bottle of methylene chloride, 45% full
Short/Long UV source
382gram can of WD40
MSI Ultra 845 mainboard
Intel P4 1.8A cpu in box
Arther Anderson CD holder (this may become a collector's item one day!)
Toshiba Tecra 8000 notebook
202 12X Certified CDR media
3 Tubes of Arctic Silver, 2 90% empty
11 Sticks of Infineon CL2 PC2100 512MB DDR
Victoreen CDV-700 Geiger Counter
Pair of Victoreen 200 R Dosimeters and rechargers
Yamaha CRW2100E CDRW drive
Blue Thunder DVD
Netgear 905TX NIC
A stack of USPS delivery confirmation slips
14 various size panaflo fans from 60mm to 120mm
Syringe of Titan TIG-S104 "Silver Grease"
Nail clippers
34 various screw drivers
Half a dozen keys to various server cases (Predominately Netfinity 5500's)
A dead 6.4GB Fujitsu IDE drive
Coherent Laser Check power meter
Bottle of defogger repair fluid
3 bottles of Cyanoacrylate Adhesive
I found three Skittles on the floor, probably from Easter!
OK, I'm tired of looking at this stuff! I think you get the idea!
*Says to everyone else* YALL ARE NASTY!!!! Pizza boxes? Empty cans? Half a sandwich from last week? Ewwwwwww! How is your home not crawling with roaches, ants and rats? Oh, it is? Harrumph, go figure......
I opened up my PC
And what did I see?
A small family of rats
Staring back at me
They said "we like the cookies"
"And the soda and the pies"
"But when you go to the market"
"Could you pick us up some fries?"
PEOPLE! CLEAN YOUR DAMN MESS UP!!!! Sheesh, what bunch of slobboes!
I do eat at my computer (who doesn't?) but the plate, the fork, the glass and the napkins all get disposed of properly. There's nothing more annoying than crumbs on a mousepad.
Just a bunch of beer bottles...and a bunch of other miscelaneous odds 'n ends. Shipping reciepts, screwdrivers, PPC cradle, a stack of who knows how many CD's, change, cd cases, pencils, a calculator, ect. ect. ect.
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