Good Girls vs. Bad Girls

Spooner · Jul 30, 2003

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.

Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better.

Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.

Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed.

Good girls say, "Don't... Stop..." Bad girls say, "Don't Stop..."

ROTC1983 · Jul 30, 2003

Rainsford · Jul 30, 2003

Originally posted by: Spooner
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Good girls say, "Don't... Stop..." Bad girls say, "Don't Stop..."

The best!

Quixfire · Jul 30, 2003

My wife is an angel during the day and vixen at night, lucky me.

nativesunshine · Jul 30, 2003

hm..i really don't think it's that funny...but i'm laughing anyway.

good girls can say "don't stop.." too, you know...heehee

Spooner · Jul 30, 2003

Originally posted by: nativesunshine
hm..i really don't think it's that funny...but i'm laughing anyway.
good girls can say "don't stop.." too, you know...heehee

I actually agree that that this list really isn't all that funny, but figured I'd shoot it out there anyway

MithShrike · Jul 30, 2003

Pff... I like Group X's good girl and bad girl take.

Drakkon · Jul 30, 2003

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

but my jeans only have 1 button? :Q

Spac3d · Jul 30, 2003

Spooner · Jul 30, 2003

Originally posted by: Drakkon

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

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but my jeans only have 1 button? :Q

clever :beer:

Ranger X · Jul 30, 2003

Originally posted by: nativesunshine
hm..i really don't think it's that funny...but i'm laughing anyway.

good girls can say "don't stop.." too, you know...heehee

Yeah, too bad "don't stop..." doesn't mean the same thing when they do.

Rudee · Jul 30, 2003

The difference between a "bitch" and a "slut":

A slut will sleep with everyone.

A bitch will sleep with everyone...... Except you!

GermyBoy · Jul 30, 2003

This is great.

damiano · Jul 30, 2003

good girls are on at
bad girls are on my peepee

Spooner · Jul 30, 2003

Originally posted by: damiano
good girls are on at
bad girls are on my peepee

MacGaven · Jul 30, 2003

Originally posted by: damiano
good girls are on at
bad girls are on my peepee

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

ROFL!

bootymac · Jul 30, 2003

Originally posted by: damiano
good girls are on at
bad girls are on my peepee

LMAO
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brunswickite · Jul 30, 2003

Originally posted by: damiano
good girls are on at
bad girls are on my peepee

hhaha

Spooner · Jul 30, 2003

stop encouraging that fool!

Encryptic · Jul 30, 2003

Originally posted by: Drakkon

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

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but my jeans only have 1 button? :Q

Guess you'll have to settle for making it "lukewarm" rather than "hot".

PCboy · Jul 30, 2003

Brutuskend · Jul 30, 2003

Good girls go to heaven.

Bad girls go EVERYWHERE!

Lager · Jul 30, 2003

They call me Mr. Big.....

Koing · Jul 30, 2003

Hi Mr. Big

lol funny stuff

Koing

TheNinja · Jul 30, 2003

good girls answer your sexual advances with "i'd like to but...."
bad girls answer your sexual advances with "i'd like it in the butt"

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