good joke

[tomwolfman]

A lady goes into the local sporting goods store to buy a
fishing rod to give to her husband for his birthday.

A salesman wearing dark glasses with a dog is behind the
counter and asks, "Can I help you ma'am ?"

"Well, I'd like to buy a fishing rod, can you tell me about
this one?" she answers.

The salesman replies, "I'm sorry ma'am but I am blind and
can not see the rod your referring too. However, if you'll drop
it on the counter I'll tell you all about it as I can tell from the
sound it makes."

The lady picks up the rod, and does what he says and drops
it on the counter.

He belts "That's a Zebco 2500, fiberglass, 6.5', medium
action - $15."

Lady - "Wow !" She finds another and does the same.

"Thats an Orion 35C, graphite, 6', light action - best used with
ultralight tackle - $20."

Very impressed the lady decides to buy the second one.

As the man is ringing up the sale, the lady makes a rather
large noise as she passes gas but feels no need to
apologize as the salesman is blind and has no idea who
she is.

Salesman says, "That'll be $25."

"TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS !? YOU SAID $20?"

"That's right mam, $20 for the rod, $3 for the duck call, and
$2 for the fish bait."

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: tomwolfman
A lady goes into the local sporting goods store to buy a
fishing rod to give to her husband for his birthday.

A salesman wearing dark glasses with a dog is behind the
counter and asks, "Can I help you ma'am ?"

"Well, I'd like to buy a fishing rod, can you tell me about
this one?" she answers.

The salesman replies, "I'm sorry ma'am but I am blind and
can not see the rod your referring too. However, if you'll drop
it on the counter I'll tell you all about it as I can tell from the
sound it makes."

The lady picks up the rod, and does what he says and drops
it on the counter.

He belts "That's a Zebco 2500, fiberglass, 6.5', medium
action - $15."

Lady - "Wow !" She finds another and does the same.

"Thats an Orion 35C, graphite, 6', light action - best used with
ultralight tackle - $20."

Very impressed the lady decides to buy the second one.

As the man is ringing up the sale, the lady makes a rather
large noise as she passes gas but feels no need to
apologize as the salesman is blind and has no idea who
she is.

Salesman says, "That'll be $25."

"TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS !? YOU SAID $20?"

"That's right mam, $20 for the rod, $3 for the duck call, and
$2 for the fish bait."

uh hu. Picking on little old ladies with gas problems now, are you?

 

[bigalt]

now i don't claim to know my fishing equipment but that seems like a pretty darn good deal!

 

[zimu]

yeah thats just wrong. what did the old lady do to you anyway.

 

[Metalloid]

Originally posted by: zimu
yeah thats just wrong. what did the old lady do to you anyway.

She stole his other joke..... which was much funnier.

 

[tomwolfman]

Originally posted by: Metalloid

Originally posted by: zimu
yeah thats just wrong. what did the old lady do to you anyway.

She stole his other joke..... which was much funnier.

i see the average iq on this thread has just dropped

 

[Metalloid]

Originally posted by: tomwolfman

Originally posted by: Metalloid

Originally posted by: zimu
yeah thats just wrong. what did the old lady do to you anyway.

She stole his other joke..... which was much funnier.

i see the average iq on this thread has just dropped

Hey bro I'm a 136, and you are the one with the sad joke...

and the sad put down

 

[tomwolfman]

those online iq tests aren't always accurate especially.if you spend all day answering the questions you gotta reduce your final score,did you remember to do that?

 

[waggy]

booo! bad joke!

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Originally posted by: tomwolfman
those online iq tests aren't always accurate especially.if you spend all day answering the questions you gotta reduce your final score,did you remember to do that?

Yep, take long enough, and you could answer 50% right and be graded as an idiot!

 

[tomwolfman]

i got 138 the only one i tried but i already knew i was smart

 

[Metalloid]

Originally posted by: Chraticn

Originally posted by: tomwolfman
those online iq tests aren't always accurate especially.if you spend all day answering the questions you gotta reduce your final score,did you remember to do that?

Yep, take long enough, and you could answer 50% right and be graded as an idiot!

lol

 

[Metalloid]

Originally posted by: tomwolfman
i got 138 the only one i tried but i already knew i was smart

I never said you were dumb, I said your joke sucked.... and 4 other people agreed.

 

[5ayle]

smart but alas still a fool....

 

[tomwolfman]

Originally posted by: 5ayle
smart but alas still a fool....

wise words

 

[damiano]

it's not that good

 

[Rendition]

Maybe i'm stupid but i don't get the joke.