good small time crime to impress the ladies? (hyphothetically)

[Lummex]

play wow on a private server. bitches love that shit.

 

[bfdd]

don't steal cars that's stupid. don't do any sort of armed robbery or robbery, to dangerous. best bet is just breaking some shit, minor vandalism, but then you look like a douche. imo make some silly shit up.

 

[SSSnail]

BRB with my Honey Badger cologne, just for guys like you, I mean, hypothetically.

 

[Turin39789]

Lift weights, lose weight, get a job?

 

[dank69]

cocaine

 

[Red Squirrel]

make and sell cocaine

ftfy

 

[Oil]

Lose some weight you damn fatty

 

[Maximilian]

Scam someone on ebay, that gets the girls wet

 

[dank69]

ftfy

That would probably be a felony. Possession is usually only a misdemeanor. Sharing it with said ladies is also helpful when trying to get laid.

 

[jlee]

That would probably be a felony. Possession is usually only a misdemeanor. Sharing it with said ladies is also helpful when trying to get laid.

Possession of cocaine is a misdemeanor where you are? Felony in NH..

 

[paulney]

Get some weed for her, when she asks you for it.
Then find out she's an undercover cop.

 

[erikistired]

two pages and nobody mentions this isn't l&r. you guys are slacking.

 

[Baked]

Just forwarded your IP addy to the FBI. Have fun telling your prison boyfriend about how you got in while getting slammed from behind.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Tell people you're a hacker. It worked in that movie with Angelina Jolie.

 

[brianmanahan]

Just forwarded your IP addy to the FBI. Have fun telling your prison boyfriend about how you got in while getting slammed from behind.

D:

this is all hyphothetical remember? im not gonna do anything like this

wouldnt dream of it

 

[zanejohnson]

sell some drugs

 

[AreaCode707]

Stealing puppies that were going to be euthanized.

 

[God Mode]

Crush beer cans on your forehead. Dont open them first because its more hardcore.

 

[Itchrelief]

Crush beer cans on your forehead. Dont open them first because its more hardcore.

Considering there's a lady that does it with her bazongas, I wonder if anyone's ever managed to crush a beer can with their nutsack.

 

[rhino56]

have sex with a policemans horse, when they arrest you let your statement be it won't fit in anything else. Ill bet you will have every lady in towns interest.

 

[makken]

Hmm...

My guess would probably be reckless driving/speeding/street racing.

Of course you need to know your limits, and not do anything too extreme; i doubt the ladies will be impressed if you loose control or worst wrap your car around a tree.

 

[Jaiguru]

Hmm...

My guess would probably be reckless driving/speeding/street racing.

Of course you need to know your limits, and not do anything too extreme; i doubt the ladies will be impressed if you loose control or worst wrap your car around a tree.

Most chicks usually hate this kind of stuff. It's "immature". Also, reckless driving is never just a slap on the wrist.

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Indecent exposure, assuming you're adequately equipped.

 

[shortylickens]

hmm

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Stealing puppies that were going to be euthanized.

+1