good small time crime to impress the ladies? (hyphothetically)

[bobdole369]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZomwVcGt0LE&feature=related

 

[KidNiki1]

Stealing puppies that were going to be euthanized.

this, or something similarly Robin Hood-esque. we women swoon for guys who commit crimes that are to free or help the powerless (small cute animals are a bonus), dontcha know. guys who do the wrong things for the right reasons, ruffians with a heart.... /swoooooooooon.

 

[ultimatebob]

sell some drugs

Did it work for you?

 

[brianmanahan]

the puppy idea is brilliant!

 

[SP33Demon]

Get on a boat and harrass Japanese whalers. Or destroy caterpillars because they were going to hurt defenseless Mother Earth.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

girls dont like trolls, sorry dude

maybe its time to remake your appearance and attitude

 

[vshah]

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xozgjr_modern-family-manny-is-driving_fun

 

[terry107]

Run an underground poker ring.

Join a fight club.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Most chicks usually hate this kind of stuff. It's "immature". Also, reckless driving is never just a slap on the wrist.

They say they hate it, and then they bang the guy doing it while telling the poor sap who is carrying a torch for them but would never drag race all about it.

 

[LordMorpheus]

http://i.imgur.com/9c7Ox.jpg

 

[dustb0wlkid]

Drown some more raccoons?

 

[nanette1985]

Steal some money from a bully and donate said money to a cuddly good cause,

Good luck!

 

[dank69]

Possession of cocaine is a misdemeanor where you are? Felony in NH..

Really? No matter the quantity? One gram = felony? That's...well...that's not good...to put it mildly.
Huh, just looked it up for CT. Yup, looks like felony. Fucking drug laws. So stupid on colossal levels.

 

[tboo]

Molest a dead horse

 

[janas19]

Molest a dead horse

Erm, I believe OP wants to impress females, not repulse them.

 

[Braznor]

Political Violence, try it.

It worked for me, breaking up meetings, random street fights and police records have the mesmerizing effect on ladies.

 

[brianmanahan]

Political Violence, try it.

It worked for me, breaking up meetings, random street fights and police records have the mesmerizing effect on ladies.

i would but i think #occupy is over now. maybe i can start my own tea party?

 

[janas19]

i would but i think #occupy is over now. maybe i can start my own tea party?

You really are a co-dependent loser, aren't you?

 

[Nebbers]

You've confused the correlation between illegal activity and the success "bad boys" have with women for the cause. Maybe if you're in middle school this is true, but really it's more that "bad boys" almost always have strong self-confidence.

 

[brianmanahan]

You really are a co-dependent loser, aren't you?

i dont know what that means?

 

[janas19]

i dont know what that means?

Sigh. Codependency means you are always looking for other people's validation, which in turn generally indicates you have low self-esteem and are a loser.

Instead of asking that guy to validate your ideas, just fuckin do it (excuse my language)

 

[janas19]

I wasn't trying to be mean. I apologize if that came out the wrong way.

 

[MovingTarget]

If crime is what it takes to impress the ladies, you may want to look closer at who exactly those 'ladies' are...

 

[dank69]

If crime is what it takes to impress the ladies, you may want to look closer at who exactly those 'ladies' are...

Those ladies are the ones that are good in bed. Sandwich making skills might be a little lacking though.

 

[zinfamous]

steal a street sign that is the name of the lady of interest, give it to her after dinner.

she'll be dropping her panties in 10 minutes.