Got Gas?

[tyler811]

I went into the 7-11 gas station today and
asked for five dollars worth of gas.
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

-------------------------------------------
Are you so proud of that accomplishment that you need to advertise it to the world?

This qualifies as a NEF threaf by virtua of being idiotic.

Regretfully you burned up your avoid a vacation card last year.

Therefore I award you a cruise ticket for a week on the SS Garbage Scow.

Moderator

 

[brownzilla786]

durrr...and this is a hot deal how? The fart=steamy hot?

 

[DaCurryman]

wrong forum?

 

[The Batt?sai]

lmao

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: DaCurryman
wrong forum?

DAMN wrong forum again Sorry

 

[bigfil]

Originally posted by: tyler811
I went into the 7-11 gas station today and
asked for five dollars worth of gas.
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

hott
in for 30 bucks of gas myself this mornin
hahah

 

[Iahova]

free laugh = Hot deal......... Thanks

 

[DVDdude]

My farts smell like butterscotch and rotten eggs. I thought you guys should be aware of that.

 

[JasonCoder]

Step 1: Close lid on matches
Step 2: Place bong on table
Step 3: Step away from table

 

[middlehead]

I'LL TAKE 7!

 

[ToxicMussels]

Drugs are bad for you, but cheap gas is even better!
Thanks OP.

 

[krazydimund]

hot deal or no, I particularly enjoyed this one shine on you crazy diamond

 

[leonc]

How about a lock and possibly a suspension for that one.

 

[NSA Lummox]

Originally posted by: leonc
How about a lock and possibly a suspension for that one.

sure thing captain prude, because accidents from 4 year members always deserve suspension

this has got to be one of the most random posts i've seen in this forum and also hilarious for catching me so off guard. totally hot deal man, but shipping killed it for me

 

[greenwar]

Originally posted by: krazydimund
hot deal or no, I particularly enjoyed this one shine on you crazy diamond

Pink floyd fan!!!

 

[Corporate Thug]

OT?

 

[tbike06]

!
whoa....

 

[athens101]

lol good joke tyler

 

[JasonCoder]

Heh, that mod comment mean the mod broke his foot off in OP's ass or what... can't tell.

Personally I felt it wasn't worth sharing but not worth banning either. And I take my fart humor seriously.

 

[SeybaNumberTwo]

Originally posted by: leonc
How about a lock and possibly a suspension for that one.

Ok captain goody-goody. Take your pills and go to bed.

 

[russw]

Bushwhacked 2000 - Reg gas $1.05/gal
Bushwhacked again 2006 - Reg gas $2.99/gal

 

[Devil2U]

ROFL, QFT......

Thanks for the laugh!
:laugh:

 

[i3igpete]

hot deal!

 

[joeshmo1985]

Bah, I went to my local 7-11, and when I asked the guy to fart...NOTHING! This must be a YMMV hot deal.

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: JasonCoder
Heh, that mod comment mean the mod broke his foot off in OP's ass or what... can't tell.

Personally I felt it wasn't worth sharing but not worth banning either. And I take my fart humor seriously.

I think he broke his LEG off in the OP's ass.
I wonder if he writes for DailyTech; the grammar and spelling seem to fit.