Got Gas?

[hawksballer]

ROFL! Thanks for the Laugh OP just brightened up my day....it had been pretty dark ever since I got robbed in full daylight at the pump this morning damn gas prices! Gone up like .30 in 10 days

 

[Kenny0829]

Good post, had me laughing so hard , I forgot the pain I feel every time I gas up.
sent the link to a friend via IM, and now we have another member

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: tyler811
I went into the 7-11 gas station today and
asked for five dollars worth of gas.
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

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Are you so proud of that accomplishment that you need to advertise it to the world?

This qualifies as a NEF threaf by virtua of being idiotic.

Regretfully you burned up your avoid a vacation card last year.

Therefore I award you a cruise ticket for a week on the SS Garbage Scow.

Moderator

The thng about those cruises...drinks aren't free....

I laughed at the 1st post, but only because of the mod comment.

 

[pizon]

I think the moderator really liked it or the moderator would have locked it. Just my opinion.

 

[Krakn3Dfx]

Anyone got any 20% off fart codes?

I'm assuming this was free shipping?

 

[mikeford]

Originally posted by: joeshmo1985
Bah, I went to my local 7-11, and when I asked the guy to fart...NOTHING! This must be a YMMV hot deal.

You have to pull his finger.

For $5 I get a full tank of gas at Del Taco (5x 99cent bean burritos with extra onions).

I put $52 wortth of regular in my wifes car last night, we NEED some humor.

 

[superHARD]

Originally posted by: JasonCoder
Step 1: Close lid on matches
Step 2: Place bong on table
Step 3: Step away from table

lol

 

[breweyez]

Originally posted by: russw
Bushwhacked 2000 - Reg gas $1.05/gal
Bushwhacked again 2006 - Reg gas $2.99/gal

congrats russw....you were the first child to post in this thread. Maybe in the future you will head to the P&N forum to post all your hatefull messages, and leave the hot deals forum to the adults....... for the child

 

[l Xes l]

lol...

 

[Iahova]

Maybe we need to fing a hot deal on the new "Lighten up MOD 2.0" software we have been hearing so much about.

 

[TecJunkie]

Originally posted by: leonc
How about a lock and possibly a suspension for that one.

how about a spanking for being such a little bitch lol




How about a ban for the personal attack?
AnandTech Moderator

 

[TecJunkie]

*nominates this for funniest thread of the month*

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: pizon
I think the moderator really liked it or the moderator would have locked it. Just my opinion.

I guess that could be possible. I am honestly surprised the thread is still active....

 

[NSA Lummox]

52 dollars worth? what do you drive?

what is that like a 24 gallon gas tank?

 

[mikeford]

I wish, 17 gals at $3.05 in a Lincoln Continental. Could be worse I drove a delivery van with a 45 gal tank.

Much as we whine, its not stopping me from looking at a supercharger for my Mustang so I get even less mpg.

 

[cpals]

Originally posted by: TecJunkie

Originally posted by: leonc
How about a lock and possibly a suspension for that one.

how about a spanking for being such a little bitch lol




How about a ban for the personal attack?
AnandTech Moderator

Is leonc a mod??? :Q

 

[sumyungai]

Can anyone outside the USA chime in and tell us how your gas or petrol price is compared to ours?

 

[FeuerFrei]

Guess I must have posted earlier in the original OT version of this thread.

 

[JasonCoder]

Originally posted by: sumyungai
Can anyone outside the USA chime in and tell us how your gas or petrol price is compared to ours?

You thought you were getting bent over by the petrol companies? Take a look at a about a year ago... http://money.cnn.com/pf/features/lists/global_gasprices/

BOOM! How do you like that Amsterdam?

Here's a little bit more recent... http://money.cnn.com/2005/08/19/news/international/global_gasprices/

as you can see almost every other country is two to three times what we pay. What's up with Venezuela you ask? They asked what thier country could do for them, not what they could do for thier country... and got government regulated prices. Yeah, that's what I'm talkin about. Evidently Venezuela loses their shoe up Chevron's ass frequently... http://money.cnn.com/2006/04/05/news/international/venezuela.reut/index.htm

Personally I look for gas to hit $5 this summer, people get sick of it and really get serious about alternatives. Finally Detroit will notice and then there will be real change.