Good point but sadly it's kinda true as it is a pain to do the song backwards.
The funny part of this was in my DUI the cop asked me to say the alphabet, I swore he said backwards (I mean, who couldn't say it forwards). It didn't help he was roadside while having me do all this on the middle line of a road that had cars going up and down it.
He had on his report "Driver began reciting alphabet incoherently: First attempt, z,y,x,w,v...stopped and asked them to start where they left off [now instead of telling me to start over, he said where I left off]. Second attempt: u,t,s,r,q,p....stopped driver again repeated instructions to start where they left off....third attempt, o,n....stopped driver. Driver almost fell several times during alphabet [this would have been me getting the F out of the way of a car flying down the road]. My lawyer had a copy of the video, he wanted to sue for indangerment...I just wanted to get back on with my life.
I was stopped in front of where I was living at the time...the chick I was breaking up with that weekend called a cop to wait for me that she hung out with I had found later.
I had my beer tab with me...I started drinking at 6pm or so and it was 2am...I believe it was 4 beers I had (I forget now, it was 10 years+ ago)...it may have been 6. regardless it should have been impossible for me to blow a .168 like I did (edit: in the cops defense, yes just because I had a beer tab with me doesn't mean I went somewhere else, had someone buying me drinks/paid cash, or had a bottle with me...however; I know that was all I drank and I was sort of pissed I was milking drinks that night since I needed to save money for moving out). The only way I figure that was able to happen was due to me splitting the entire bottom of my lip that morning while fighting with my ex...she had this pull out shelf that was extended about chin level, I went storming around the corner to grab my wallet and keys to let her know I'd be moving out the next day. As I turned I clipped the sharp edge full speed. My bottom teeth and the shelf touched after going through my lip about 2" across. I was a mess until about noon.
It was still bleeding a bit even middle of the following week. I probably should have gotten stitched up. I was also the biggest reason I was slurring and I told the officer several times. I was also hard for me to blow on the breath test and the first time I shot blood all out the bottom of my mouth. It was the most fucked up night I have had.