Got snipped today

[RU482]

man, the procedure went well, but the numbness is starting to wear off.


I feel like I got kicked in the nuts really really really hard.

 

[UnatcoAgent]

 

[yllus]

Let me cut off the rush of lamers by saying I respect your decision, and may this lead to happy and very spontaneous times.

 

[guyver01]

<-- hoping to god you're talking about your hair... cuz i don't wanna imagine any cutting instruments near the other head.

 

[Yossarian]

they cut your balls off? you got neutered?

 

[Hubris]

WTF? Dude....that's just wrong.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: yllus
Let me cut off the rush of lamers by saying I respect your decision, and may this lead to happy and very spontaneous times.

<lamer> "OMFG I would never let anyone near my junk with a knife. I bet U liked the guy touching you too you f@g!" </lamer>

That about right?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Hubris
WTF? Dude....that's just wrong.

Here we go.

 

[Joker81]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
they cut your balls off? you got neutered?

Haha. Yeah right. He just got a vasectomy.

 

[geno]

ouch get well soon

here's to shooting blanks! :beer:'s

 

[nick1985]

how are you supposed to give facials?

 

[DT4K]

Originally posted by: nick1985
how are you supposed to give facials?

I hope this is a joke.

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: nick1985
how are you supposed to give facials?

You still "do the duty". Semen only accounts for a very small percentage of ejaculate.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: nick1985
how are you supposed to give facials?

you can still give facials... there's just no 'substance' to it.

all bark, no bite.. so to speak.

 

[Electric Amish]

Cool!

Put a cold :beer: on it!

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: nick1985
how are you supposed to give facials?

Are you kidding me? Do you not know how a vasectomy works?

 

[DrNoobie]

At least there is always the option of having a reversal, should you ever need it.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Hubris
WTF? Dude....that's just wrong.

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: nick1985
how are you supposed to give facials?

you can still give facials... there's just no 'substance' to it.

all bark, no bite.. so to speak.

ahh...i see :beer::beer:

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH

Originally posted by: nick1985
how are you supposed to give facials?

Are you kidding me? Do you not know how a vasectomy works?

Look who you're talking to? Are you really so surprised?

 

[bmacd]

very respectable dude. Do you have any kids right now? If not, did you freeze any of the sailors? What prompted you to do this?

-=bmacd=-

 

[element]

It's called a vasectomy not neutered. And no they don't cut them off. Jeez noobs.

Not that i've had it done or anything to paraphrase Fausto: I mean omfg hi2u2 I would neber let a f@g near my junk with a knife....teh noes....aomg no aieeeeeoooooeeee nooooo EUNUCH!!! is yoar voice high piched know two?

damn is my post late...about 50 people chimed in before I could hit post

 

[Carbo]

Why would a virgin want a vasectomy?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: element®
It's called a vasectomy not neutered. And no they don't cut them off. Jeez noobs.

Not that i've had it done or anything to paraphrase Fausto: I mean omfg hi2u2 I would neber let a f@g near my junk with a knife....teh noes....aomg no aieeeeeoooooeeee nooooo EUNUCH!!! is yoar voice high piched know two?

I actually yelled at a coworker of mine the other day who refuses to get this done. His wife has had FOUR kids (three by c-section) and the f*cker expects her to have a tubal ligation on top of all that instead of him just getting a vasectomy. What an ass. :|

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: element®
It's called a vasectomy not neutered. And no they don't cut them off. Jeez noobs.

Not that i've had it done or anything to paraphrase Fausto: I mean omfg hi2u2 I would neber let a f@g near my junk with a knife....teh noes....aomg no aieeeeeoooooeeee nooooo EUNUCH!!! is yoar voice high piched know two?

damn is my post late...about 50 people chimed in before I could hit post

Type with both hands next time.