Got snipped today

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Am I the only one that thought he was talking about an ebay auction? Even though it's probably spelled different.

im with you.

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: LordJezo
Does it look the same when it comes out?

(serious question)

I believe it does look the same...

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: DrNoobie

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: DrNoobie
At least there is always the option of having a reversal, should you ever need it.

How often does that work though? I heard the rates are ~90%.

It varies with the time since the vasectomy. According to this article in one of my medical journals:

Years Since the Vasectomy | Chance of Rebuilding an Open Vas Channel | Chance of Pregnancy
Less than 3 years 97% 76%
3-8 years 88% 53%
9-14 years 79% 44%
Greater than 15 years 71% 30%

I cant say I like the odds after 3 years. Hell, I dont even like the odds of pregnancy before 3 years.

 

[DrNoobie]

Originally posted by: Mookow


I cant say I like the odds after 3 years. Hell, I dont even like the odds of pregnancy before 3 years.

Well, as a reference point, all things considered well your chance of pregnancy is only 86%.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: fisher
i've been pondering this. my wife is pregnant with our second and that's as many as want. not sure i really want to get my sack cut open tho. ouch.

Could be worse. A kid I knew growing up cut his sack open trying to hop a chain link fence.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: DrNoobie

Originally posted by: Mookow


I cant say I like the odds after 3 years. Hell, I dont even like the odds of pregnancy before 3 years.

Well, as a reference point, all things considered well your chance of pregnancy is only 86%.

K. I thought they were talking overall odds of ever getting your partner pregnant. What time frame are they using? One cycle while trying to get her pregnant?

 

[bigalt]

Originally posted by: element®
It's called a vasectomy not neutered. And no they don't cut them off. Jeez noobs.

haha, calling people noobs about vasectomies strikes me as funny.

 

[DrNoobie]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: DrNoobie

Originally posted by: Mookow


I cant say I like the odds after 3 years. Hell, I dont even like the odds of pregnancy before 3 years.

Well, as a reference point, all things considered well your chance of pregnancy is only 86%.

K. I thought they were talking overall odds of ever getting your partner pregnant. What time frame are they using? One cycle while trying to get her pregnant?

Yup, per cycle. Just means you have to try more, nothing wrong with that.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: DrNoobie

Originally posted by: MookowK. I thought they were talking overall odds of ever getting your partner pregnant. What time frame are they using? One cycle while trying to get her pregnant?

Yup, per cycle. Just means you have to try more, nothing wrong with that.

Actually, there is a lot to be said for that

 

[kami333]

I've already had mine operated on once for testicular torsion. Was not a happy few days.

 

[RU482]

the pain got to be too much, had to take some vicodin. feeling very nice now

 

[Abhi]

They were 3 kids too late!!

joking... Get well soon dude...

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: redly1
man, the procedure went well, but the numbness is starting to wear off.


I feel like I got kicked in the nuts really really really hard.

heh my wife has been trying to get me to do it. But then we start talking about having onother child. I dont think insurance will pay to have it reversed!

i can take getting a broken nose, toe, finger, ankle etc but man pain in the nuts just makes me cry. I turn into a big baby even when my 2 (almost!) year old hits me there.

but i agree with having it done. I will not put my wife through such a risky procedure when its easy to have it done on my. I just wont be happy for a few days heh.

 

[BornStar]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Am I the only one that thought he was talking about an ebay auction? Even though it's probably spelled different.

The first time I skimmed the thread title I thought it said "sniped" so I skipped it. Who doesn't get sniped?

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: LordJezo
Does it look the same when it comes out?

(serious question)

Not everyone has it conveniently in their hands to check.

(Not serious answer)

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: redly1
man, the procedure went well, but the numbness is starting to wear off.


I feel like I got kicked in the nuts really really really hard.

Got spayed, eh?
Me too.

 

Originally posted by: yllus
Let me cut off the rush of lamers by saying I respect your decision, and may this lead to happy and very spontaneous times.

I don't need to cut my nuts to have spontaneous sex.

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: nick1985
how are you supposed to give facials?

you can still give facials... there's just no 'substance' to it.

all bark, no bite.. so to speak.

dude, no you can't. it just keeps building up inside of you until, after a few years, you start "foaming" at the mouth. don't you guys know anything about how these things work?

 

[EmperorIQ]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: nick1985
how are you supposed to give facials?

You still "do the duty". Semen only accounts for a very small percentage of ejaculate.

wow, is that true? I never knew that. I always thought that I should get a Vasectomy after x amount of children (this is in the future, i don't actually have x kids, unless x = 0) but i thought the idea of reaching orgasm and nothing coming out would be weird, now i wouldn't have to worry about that aspect of a vasectomy

 

[wiredspider]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Am I the only one that thought he was talking about an ebay auction? Even though it's probably spelled different.

I thought the same thing!

 

[Platypus]

thought it was a different kind of snip.. either way, that sucks

 

[Turin39789]

yea, thought the dude got circumcised from the thread title

 

[Raj]

Originally posted by: nick1985
how are you supposed to give facials?

revolting yet stilll amusing.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: Turin39789
yea, thought the dude got circumcised from the thread title

me too :frown:

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain

dude, no you can't. it just keeps building up inside of you until, after a few years, you start "foaming" at the mouth. don't you guys know anything about how these things work?

It's supposed to start oozing out of your body from all human orifice when you least expect it.