Got snipped today

[JustAnAverageGuy]

My dad just had it down last week. He felt like s**t for the first three days. He's feeling pretty good now though. Remember, no lifting

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: LordJezo
Does it look the same when it comes out?

(serious question)

Yes. As stated earlier, sperm counts for only a tiny precentage of the total discharge, so the color and other physical properties are nearly the same.

On a side note, I'd like to submit this as an example of how presant-day sex ed sucks. They teach kids all these things about diseases, protection, etc, but they do a terrible job at it. If more guys actually understood the vasectomy, I don't think it would be nearly as unpopular. And while we're at it, give out mini copies of the Kama Sutra too; if you're going to teach sex, teach the next generation how to do it right.

 

[JC]

"I used to make love like a Sherman tank.
But now when I load up, I fire a blank!"

- "The Big V-asectomy", The Barron Knights




Congrats, it takes some real balls to get that done........er....something like that

 

[ynot167]

Good for you dude...Did your wife get her tubes tied too???

Remember there's still a chance that you can still get her pregnant.

BTW, you must not be Catholic...

 

[DrNoobie]

Originally posted by: ynot167
Good for you dude...Did your wife get her tubes tied too???

Remember there's still a chance that you can still get her pregnant.

BTW, you must not be Catholic...

Yea, a .01-.1% chance.

 

[ynot167]

Yea, a .01-.1% chance.

It's still a chance...what are the chances of someone winning the lottery???

 

[DrNoobie]

Originally posted by: ynot167

Yea, a .01-.1% chance.

It's still a chance...what are the chances of someone winning the lottery???

The odds break down to 1 out of every 100,000/10,000 cycles, you will impregnate someone. To roughly break that down into days multiply by 30. 1 out of 3,000,000/1 out of 300,000 if you have sex everyday. But you're right, there's still a chance.

 

[bootymac]

I felt my legs closing tighter together as I read thru this thread

 

[ynot167]

Originally posted by: DrNoobie

Originally posted by: ynot167

Yea, a .01-.1% chance.

It's still a chance...what are the chances of someone winning the lottery???

The odds break down to 1 out of every 100,000/10,000 cycles, you will impregnate someone. To roughly break that down into days multiply by 30. 1 out of 3,000,000/1 out of 300,000 if you have sex everyday. But you're right, there's still a chance.

Who knows...this dude might have some SUPERSPERM strong swimmers that will find a way to the egg

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: ynot167
Who knows...this dude might have some SUPERSPERM strong swimmers that will find a way to the egg

Hey, I made despite the pill and a condom. I am a determined bastage.

 

[element]

Originally posted by: Yossarian

Originally posted by: element®

Originally posted by: Yossarian

Originally posted by: element®
It's called a vasectomy not neutered. And no they don't cut them off. Jeez noobs.

well he didn't exactly state what procedure he had done now did he? it's a joke anyway numbnuts.

Are you confused again? I'm not the one who had the procedure done numbskull.

"he" is a pronoun that indicates a male person other than you. numbnuts was in reference to your inability to get a joke.

pot: meet kettle, kettle: this is pot. Now shake hands and play nice. That whole post of mine was a joke regarding your numbnuts comment.

 

[Whitecloak]

gotta ffap. brb

 

[flexy]

>>>
Years Since the Vasectomy | Chance of Rebuilding an Open Vas Channel | Chance of Pregnancy
Less than 3 years 97% 76%
3-8 years 88% 53%
9-14 years 79% 44%
Greater than 15 years 71% 30%
>>>


WHOW ! The chance of pregnancy is 76% after < 3 years and 53% < 8 years ?

In other words: Even if you have it done you need protection and VERY likely can get pregnant ?

---> What's the point ? <-------

Enlighten me......

EDIT: Nevermind, got it !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[biostud]

I was about to say it would have been worse if the title had been: "Got sniped today" But I'm not entirely sure

 

[ctcsoft]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: fisher
i've been pondering this. my wife is pregnant with our second and that's as many as want. not sure i really want to get my sack cut open tho. ouch.

Could be worse. A kid I knew growing up cut his sack open trying to hop a chain link fence.

Whoa screw all that noise!!!

OOUUUUUUUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just hoped over like an 8 or 9 foot fence the other night too. Doubt I'll ever do it again. hehe.

 

[jinduy]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: Turin39789
yea, thought the dude got circumcised from the thread title

me too :frown:

me three :disgust:

 

[Vonkhan]

*talks to his balls*

now, now ... I'd never do that to u guys ... u can come back out of my belly now


I'd rather get sniped than snipped!