Government Jobs rule

[Bumrush99]

A guy goes to the Government to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him,
"Have you been in the service"? "Yes" he says. "I was in Afghanistan for
two years". The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment."
The interviewer then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says,
"Yes 100% ... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours
are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00
A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M." "This is a government
job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we sit around
scratching our balls . . no point in you coming in for that."

 

[NiKeFiDO]

:thumbsup:

 

[KK]

:laugh:

 

[mitmot]

i thought they scratched their balls all day ?

 

[Whitecloak]

heh

 

[SVT Cobra]

8/10 funny!

 

[SagaLore]

That is awful, what are the women supposed to do for the first two hours? :|

 

[The Linuxator]

ROFL A++

 

[lokiju]

I'll have to send that to my Aunt and Uncle, both Government workers

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
That is awful, what are the women supposed to do for the first two hours? :|

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: KK
:laugh:

 

[randomlinh]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
That is awful, what are the women supposed to do for the first two hours? :|

who do you think is doing the scratching....

 

[snoopdoug1]

Originally posted by: NiKeFiDO
:thumbsup:

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: lnguyen

Originally posted by: SagaLore
That is awful, what are the women supposed to do for the first two hours? :|

who do you think is doing the scratching....

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: mitmot
i thought they scratched their balls all day ?

Some do.

 

[Kelvrick]

Well today, they all get to sleep in. While i'm at work, the bastards!

 

[dquan97]

hahaha....wait a minute, I work for the gov't!! At least we got today off

<- state auditor

 

[Spike]

Man, I want today off. Instead I get to work extra hours because a stupid train decided to be late and give us 35,000 extra pieces to deliver today... Sometimes being in the engineering department at a large delivery company sucks.

-spike

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Spike
Man, I want today off. Instead I get to work extra hours because a stupid train decided to be late and give us 35,000 extra pieces to deliver today... Sometimes being in the engineering department at a large delivery company sucks.

-spike

Sometimes all jobs suck.

 

[flyboy84]

funny!

 

[wondersteve]

8/10