"Grab your nunchucks and your dad's car, I know where we can get a gun"

[conjur]

It's part of that scene. And it's not as good w/o the "hit it" part.

 

[conjur]

ok, fine. Here's another one:


"So young, so angry. Damn that rap music!"

 

[Amused]

I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh!t!

Where's the Tylenol?

 

[nakedfrog]

Screw the universe?

 

[HBalzer]

Originally posted by: Amused
I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh!t!

Where's the Tylenol?

sh!tters full!

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: HBalzer

Originally posted by: Amused
I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh!t!

Where's the Tylenol?

sh!tters full!

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Chanukah.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: HBalzer

Originally posted by: Amused
I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh!t!

Where's the Tylenol?

sh!tters full!

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Chanukah.

Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an @sshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

 

[HBalzer]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: HBalzer

Originally posted by: Amused
I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh!t!

Where's the Tylenol?

sh!tters full!

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Chanukah.

Aunt bethany will you say grace?

Grace died thirty years ago?

The blessing

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: HBalzer

Originally posted by: Amused
I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh!t!

Where's the Tylenol?

sh!tters full!

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Chanukah.

Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an @sshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

"They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour."

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: HBalzer


Aunt bethany will you say grace?

Grace died thirty years ago?

The blessing

Ellen: Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have done that.
Aunt Bethany: Oh dear, did I break wind?
Uncle Lewis: Jesus, did the room clear out, Bethany? Hell no, she means presents. You shouldn't have brought presents.

 

[LeiZaK]

Originally posted by: icejunkie
I know Kung-Fu

Show me

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: HBalzer

Originally posted by: Amused
I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh!t!

Where's the Tylenol?

sh!tters full!

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Chanukah.

Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an @sshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

"They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour."

Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

 

[Amused]

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fscking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

 

[K1052]

Aunt Bethany: Is Rusty still in the navy?

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: K1052
Aunt Bethany: Is Rusty still in the navy?

Pure gold. That they made a reference to the constant changing of kids between the movies was hilarious.

The look on Ellen's face was priceless.

 

[JDMnAR1]

Who said that? Who the fvck said that? Who's the slimy little communist $hit, twinkle-toed cocksvcker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fvcking godmother said it. Out-fvcking-standing. I will PT you all until you fvcking die. I'll PT you until your a$$holes are sucking buttermilk.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: K1052
Aunt Bethany: Is Rusty still in the navy?

Pure gold. That they made a reference to the constant changing of kids between the movies was hilarious.

The look on Ellen's face was priceless.

Christmas Vacation was the best one of the series.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: K1052
Aunt Bethany: Is Rusty still in the navy?

Pure gold. That they made a reference to the constant changing of kids between the movies was hilarious.

The look on Ellen's face was priceless.

Christmas Vacation was the best one of the series.

Agreed.

 

[K1052]

I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

 

[Tea Bag]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy!

My favorite is Cheech after he sees the zombies explode by sunlight)

Carlos: What? Were they psychos, or...?

Seth: They look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits 'em. I don't give a fvck how crazy they are!

:laugh:

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: K1052
I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

Inconceivable!

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: K1052
I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

Inconceivable!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: K1052
I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

Inconceivable!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: K1052
I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

Inconceivable!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

Let me put it this way: Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: K1052
I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

Inconceivable!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

Let me put it this way: Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Yes.