"Grab your nunchucks and your dad's car, I know where we can get a gun"

[deftron]

-River's Edge

:laugh:




What are your favorite obscure movie quotes?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

SALAH! I SAID NO CAMELS AND THAT'S FIVE CAMELS! CAN'T YOU COUNT?!
-Indiana Jones

 

[hjo3]

"That, and I'm part gay."
-Goldblum, The Life Aquatic

 

[h8red]

I knew the instant I read the title that it was River's Edge. Its a good movie with really bad acting:thumbsup:

 

[LandRover]

"We got no food, we got no jobs, our pet's heads are falling off!"
-Dumb and Dumber

"You're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?"
"Give me back that baby, you warthog from hell!"
-Raising Arizona

 

[pbaker]

"No Chance" - Commando

 

[icejunkie]

I know Kung-Fu

 

[Rubycon]

The port-a-john just blew over.

 

[Whitecloak]

suck me beautiful

 

[frankgomez75]

Originally posted by: LandRover
"We got no food, we got no jobs, our pet's heads are falling off!"
-Dumb and Dumber

"You're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?"
"Give me back that baby, you warthog from hell!"
-Raising Arizona

:thumbsup:

Haven't seen that in years!

 

[DivideBYZero]

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[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
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:Q

 

[Harriet Tubgirl]

gareth: ?All farmers have wives.?
tim: ?This one doesn?t, he?s gay.?
gareth: ?Well, then, he shouldn?t be allowed near animals should he.?

?He proposed on a Valentine?s day, although he didn?t do it face to face, he did it in one of the little Valentine bits in the paper. I think he had to pay for it by the word, because it just said ?Lee love Dawn, marriage?? which you know, I like, because it?s not often you get to something that?s both romantic and thrifty.?

 

[leftyman]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." Elwood

 

[TheBullGod]

"Whats best in life?"
"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of the women"

-Conan

 

[Codegen]

<After a cat came from nowhere and they're trying to disarm a bomb>
Murtaugh: "It's just a cat"
Riggs: "Ok, it's the blue wire"
Murtaugh: "It's the red wire"
Riggs: *Snips red wire*
Riggs:"Roger....."
Murtaugh: "yeah"
Riggs: "Grab the cat.."


It was something to that effect in Lethal Weapon 3. Been a while since I last watched it.

 

[boggsie]

"Say what again. I dare you."

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy!

Look, a new flavor! Apple Pie pussy!

One of the worst movies ever. At least it had nudity to compensate.

 

[lokiju]

"Now we know his weakness: bullets."


Mindhunters

 

[GasX]

Pedro offers you his protection

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy!

That movie was great until the monsters, then I was a little confused.

 

[lobadobadingdong]

I sure hope maid marion's still wearing her iron underwear.

- Robin Hood Men in Tights

Those crazy chickens are gonna kill themselves........wanna watch?

- Chicken Run

 

[Literati]

Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh sh!t. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy sh!t. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the fvckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fvcks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - YOU MANIACS! DAMN YOUS! Goddamn yous all to hell!

 

[conjur]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas. Half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark. And we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it."

 

[arcenite]

Originally posted by: conjur
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas. Half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark. And we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it."

Hit it isn't apart of that quote

Jake says hit it.

One of my favorite movies of all time