Gross creature on my wall! Now with wife pics (as requested).

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Spineshank

Originally posted by: Eli
Beneficial.

They compete for food with spiders - and also eat said spiders. I let them be when I see them in the house.

I have seen spiders eat them.

Spiders eat everything. Which is why you should kill them before they eat you.

 

[Fritzo]

They're actually good insects because they eat other bad and messy insects (ants, spiders, termites, etc). They're damn creepy though, and they're super fast. They're so fast, they make Speedy Gonzalas look like Regular Gonzalas.

 

[BW86]

Originally posted by: tboo
Careful, those things can bite!

actually they can't get through human skin

and they eat the bad bugs

 

[CoinOperatedBoy]

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
Yeah, that's a Dick Badger. Very rare, if you can see one it's too late because its already laid eggs in your pee hole.

I wonder if they're any more rare than the elusive Dickfor?

What's a Dickfor?

 

[lxskllr]

Originally posted by: CoinOperatedBoy

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
Yeah, that's a Dick Badger. Very rare, if you can see one it's too late because its already laid eggs in your pee hole.

I wonder if they're any more rare than the elusive Dickfor?

What's a Dickfor?

You're a good sport :^D

 

[MiniDoom]

better than these . I had cricket-spiders in my old house and hated those bastards. They jump at you. my new house has a few centipedes, but they just try to stay out of the way and hide. eat bugs too.

 

[CoinOperatedBoy]

Originally posted by: lxskllr

Originally posted by: CoinOperatedBoy

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
Yeah, that's a Dick Badger. Very rare, if you can see one it's too late because its already laid eggs in your pee hole.

I wonder if they're any more rare than the elusive Dickfor?

What's a Dickfor?

You're a good sport :^D

Pity post. Nobody was biting. (Ouch.)

 

[Mashed Potato]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel

Originally posted by: iamanidiot
You peeps have honestly never seen a centipede?

Not one of this magnitude.

The ones I see are maybe 1 inch long, if that, and don't have all those spikes.

Cameras play tricks. I doubt it's much more than an inch long, and it doesn't have any spikes. Those are legs.

Wow I can't trick you. How did you know that I used the "add spikes" feature under the "trickery" menu on my camera. Don't try to fool Eli anyone, he is on point.

 

[will889]

Ze bug sayz .... "I vill shock you wit my many legz an' presence to extentz dat yu vill not be able to handle tingz and post de astounding image on netz -- I vill be remembered ya ... in stillz hang on wall for nerdz hi rez no doubt for win creppy bug nation ... to see me -- oh and ya, my creepyness is my survival methodz nothings no about until they get shockz and see me crawl away with blur of 99 legs after you lie in horror from sting ".

 

[Mashed Potato]

*bump for requested wife pics*

 

[AstroManLuca]

WIN you have a hot wife!

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: Mashed Potato
*bump for requested wife pics*

damnit, my work fails. stupid fikters!

 

[bignateyk]

Your brother in law is a guido. Ouch.

 

[skyking]

OK nobody laughed.

 

[Freshgeardude]

hey look, its the guy from fifth gear... no wait umm.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
WIN you have a hot wife!

He does indeed have a hot wife.

Cute couple OP

:beer:

 

[Mashed Potato]

Originally posted by: freshgeardude
hey look, its the guy from fifth gear... no wait umm.

The guy on the left?

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
WIN you have a hot wife!

 

[ja1484]

1) Fuck that shti! kill it with fire!


2) Wife is hot! Good work.


Edit: yeah yeah...eats other bugs. I don't give a shit. I don't want it in my domicile. If I woke up one night and saw that fucking thing advancing up the bedcovers toward my face I'd shit myself to death. I hate bugs.

 

[JohnCU]

hot wife is hot

WIN!

 

[Aharami]

hot wife!

 

[CRXican]

would mash your wife's potato

 

[jjyiz28]

oh my god i wanna do your wife so bad, im so serious right now

 

[jjyiz28]

i saved the 1st 2 picture of your wife.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: ZetaEpyon

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
At least it didn't crawl up on your bare leg

Fixed.

Freaking thought it was my cat walking past and brushing his tail on my leg until I looked down.

haha goddamn. I'd probably inadvertently burn my leg if that happened. :Q

And to the OP, great looking couple :thumbsup: