In the tuck-in deal, only available in Chicago, Groupon employee Ben Kobold will tuck you in for $100. Tuckees need to be at least 18 years old.
Once your body temperature has fallen and your breathing has slowed, Ben and his legally required entourage of two or three companions will slip soundlessly out the front door and into the night, says the deals copy. Hell return to his sleeping barracks, where hell tuck himself in and whisper his lullabies to himself.
The deal terms go on to say that Kobold is disease-free, physically.
Andrew Mason could probably use a Groupon for a massage, a beer, or some comfort food right about now.
His company's precipitous stock decline continued on Monday, sending Groupon's market cap below the $6 billion that Google offered as a buyout in late 2010.
Everything about grpn is pathetic, most of all it's stock.
Good. Anyone who thinks groupon is actually worth $6b is dumb. That includes Google.
Because it's based on convincing retailers to sell things below cost. That's not sustainable.Every local Groupon that's number limited sells out super quick here. The site's obviously popular as hell, so why exactly isn't it worth money?
Because it's based on convincing retailers to sell things below cost. That's not sustainable.
I've heard a couple articles on it, and most business owners don't see results from their groupon participation. People go for the cheap stuff only, and don't become regular customers.