Guess Oprah's weight ?

[jacobnero6918]

Wondering what ever happened to Oprah and her weight loss book "making the connection" doesn't seem to have done her any good. She looks like she has gained alot since I saw her last.

Thought the whole making the connection thing was the cure for being overweight, either that or it was just good way to make a chunk of money.

 

[Locutus of Board]

What do you call Oprah when she has a "yeast problem" (Attempting political correctness on a nasty joke.)



















Whopper with Cheese.

 

[bigbootydaddy]

about two pounds lighter than my civic.

 

[YJase]

700 lbs?

 

[Gatsby]

Do you want this in English or Metric Units.

Deciding whether I should use tons or metric tons...

 

[yakko]

1027386.8487405 carats.

 

[thebestMAX]

Why would I want to?

 

[pastee]

umm, how heavy is a semi? I'm pretty sure it's close to that

 

[Noriaki]

I'd say around 800lbs.

 

[Windogg]

Remember the "Married With Children" episode when someone stole "the mighty Dodge" and the police kept hanging up when he tried to report it?

"I'd like to report a missing uhhhh..... person...... description? Hmmmm.... she's brown, about 5 feet tall, 6 feet wide, weighs two tons, smoke belching out her rear...... NO IT'S NOT OPRAH!!!"

 

[Zucchini]

probably ~200, but its ok because she's ok with her self now... and because she's filthy rich

 

[buck]

<< I'd say around 800lbs. >>


Just what I was going to say.
She needs to stay away from the Ben and Jerry's &quot;chunky monkey&quot;. hehe

 

[FrogDog]

Anyone ever see the skit of Conan &quot;Buried in the Back Pages&quot;? It takes a front page story and relates it to one in the back pages of the paper. There was one that went something like: &quot;UFO sightings in Chicago&quot;. But look at this back page story; &quot;Oprah seen in Wal-Mart buying a trampoline&quot;.

 

[eakers]

you guys are mean.
she has a weight problem.
just because shes not slim like jennifer lopez (though many of you would say she has a fat ass) or is a toothpick like jennifer -love hewitt doesnt mean she's not beautiful in her own way.

did it ever occur that many women did lose wieght by making the connection, just because operah didnt change her lifestyle doesnt mean others didnt.

her wieght is none of your business, neither is her salary.

sometimes im disgusted by the comments people make here.

*kat. <-- :|

 

[Zucchini]

err have u watched her show recently.. its a gagfest.

 

[murdock2525]

I dunno...a bunch. I know my wife better not show up with her new cookbook.
&quot; Tons of recipeze fo tons a buns &quot;

 

[LAUST]

190

 

[Soujiro]

ABout 500+

 

[JimmyEatWorld]

All I can think of is that Southpark where Cartman says &quot;man, that is TITS!&quot; the whole eisode, and then hes like &quot;Man, that is big fat Oprah TITS right there man&quot;

 

[gqstyle09]

noriaki is the closest so far without going over, but there's still a big margin of error left

 

[jacobnero6918]

Maybe Oprah &quot;made the connection&quot; but it was someone else.

 

[jsbush]

I'll give her 199.5lbs!

 

[woodie1]

Whatever it is I think she earned it.

 

[Challenger]

Is it not amazing that a woman who is so rich she could buy her own town that is so out of touch with the &quot;REAL PEOPLE&quot; can tell our wives how they should live their lives and treat their men cann't even control her own big fat a$$?

 

[Sluggo]

Her bloated ego tips the scales at around 2 tons, I have no idea about her physical weight.