guns suck

[jhu]

i'm still waiting for my thermonuclear warhead from that surplus army depot in russia. guns just don't have the kind of firepower i need. or maybe ups sucks for being late with my shipment...

 

[Napalm381]

UPS ships plutonium?! Wow, I didn't know that.

 

[jhu]

yeah, except you have to call it "degenerate matter" or else they'll get suspicious.

 

[Napalm381]

Degenerate matter? I thought that was what ends up in the toilet after too much Mexican food the night before.

 

[Jmman]

Actually, I have some of those suitcase size 50 kiloton bombs around here somewhere......I don't keep them locked up though....might need to get at them quick if someone breaks into my house.....

 

[Moonbeam]

I take it you flunked another test. Doesn't mean you gotta take out the whole city.

I thought ups had like a seventy pound weight limit. They aren't going to deliver anything that weighs in the kiloton range.

 

[jhu]

I thought ups had like a seventy pound weight limit.


it's actually being shipped dismantled. i still have to put everything together. good thing it comes with a free radiation suit

 

[Wuming]

ups ships radioactive material? do they ship chemical warheads then? heh

 

[SillyMan]

IF you suck on a gun just be sure you don't pull the trigger LOL

 

[LordMaul]

Hey....I want one... *whips out "Cheaper Than Dirt" and browses hopefully..*

 

[jhu]

chemical or nuclear warheads?

 

[Scrapster]

UPS ships plutonium?! Wow, I didn't know that.

They will ship just about anything.

 

[HappyFace]

And the way they toss the packages around!!! :Q:Q:Q

 

[BoberFett]

Nah, if guns sucked I wouldn't need a woman.

 

[jhu]

hmmm...gives new meaning to getting blown by the gun

 

[BoberFett]

That's why I like large caliber weapons.

 

[ArMs]

And what exactly would you do with a thermonuclear warhead?

 

[Moonbeam]

The 38 as opposed to the 22.

 

[TuOni]

hmmm i would have to agree with you there

 

[BoberFett]

Moonbeam

I was thinking more along the lines of 12" mortar.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< guns suck >>

In my neighborhood, guns can be the difference between who's in the box and who's standing in front of it at the funeral. :Q

 

[Moonbeam]

 

[LadyJessica]

FFMCobalt,

You might want to consider moving out of there

 

[GoldenTiger]

ROTFLMAO!