Guy gets laid for the first time then calls his mom crying about it

[ironcrotch]

Man.. I almost feel bad for the guy. But wtf, how can you be a grown man and cry like a f'n baby over something like this. I agree, sounds like he just needs to come to terms with the inevitable. Especially with the "candlelight baths" is a for sure. Seems like therapy will be a good thing to help him deal with his problems, but maybe this is something that he just needs to admit in himself.

 

[SaltBoy]

Gee whiz, what a story. :Q:Q:Q

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: Chadder007
I realy realy didn't want to laugh but this last update got me... "She didn't get to talk to "Andy" because he has pretty much shut himself up in his old room and hasn't been doing anything but playing his old Sega and taking candlelight baths." LOL at the baths. BUAHHAHAHA

Yeah, when she was telling me that I couldn't help but bust out with a WTF?

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: Triumph
I know I'm late to the party, but...

AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is the best story ever! I can't believe it's true, but it probably is. ahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Sadly it is.

Not really much of an update, but my fiancée called his parents last night and talked to them for a bit. They have found someone to do a psych work up on him I guess. Going to do some home or office visits first(whichever he is more comfortable with I guess) and then see where that leads. She didn't get to talk to "Andy" because he has pretty much shut himself up in his old room and hasn't been doing anything but playing his old Sega and taking candlelight baths. I know, that sounds fruity and probably is, but my fiancée says he has always done that ever since they were little kids.

Um k... hes a total fruit...
candlelight baths with a chick = cool...
alone= fruity as all hell..

Yeah. That's what I told her. Said he has done that as long as she can remember. I asked if they ever took any together when younger or when they were in college, hey we all have, and she said no. Said he has a real hang up about bath time being his time to unwind and relax. Said once in college when they were roomates she was in a hurry to go somewhere and he had just gotten out of the bath and was brushing his teeth so she went in to take a quick shower and he threw a fit about her being in the bathroom during his private time.

It just all seems so weird to me. Hell I surprise her sometimes when she is getting out of the shower just because, well she's hot and to see her dripping wet is sexy. Also when she decides to join me in the shower you can sure as hell bet I don't complain.

hell ya I do that too love to watch her get out of shower... and love when she joins. one of the best things about having an SO

 

[Ranger X]

Someone put this boy out of his misery! My gawd, I can't believe a man like this even exists.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: Triumph
I know I'm late to the party, but...

AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is the best story ever! I can't believe it's true, but it probably is. ahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Sadly it is.

Not really much of an update, but my fiancée called his parents last night and talked to them for a bit. They have found someone to do a psych work up on him I guess. Going to do some home or office visits first(whichever he is more comfortable with I guess) and then see where that leads. She didn't get to talk to "Andy" because he has pretty much shut himself up in his old room and hasn't been doing anything but playing his old Sega and taking candlelight baths. I know, that sounds fruity and probably is, but my fiancée says he has always done that ever since they were little kids.

Um k... hes a total fruit...
candlelight baths with a chick = cool...
alone= fruity as all hell..

Yeah. That's what I told her. Said he has done that as long as she can remember. I asked if they ever took any together when younger or when they were in college, hey we all have, and she said no. Said he has a real hang up about bath time being his time to unwind and relax. Said once in college when they were roomates she was in a hurry to go somewhere and he had just gotten out of the bath and was brushing his teeth so she went in to take a quick shower and he threw a fit about her being in the bathroom during his private time.

It just all seems so weird to me. Hell I surprise her sometimes when she is getting out of the shower just because, well she's hot and to see her dripping wet is sexy. Also when she decides to join me in the shower you can sure as hell bet I don't complain.

hell ya I do that too love to watch her get out of shower... and love when she joins. one of the best things about having an SO

That's a deadly cycle though. She gets out of the shower all fine-lookin', so you jump her and have wild animal sex, then you're both hot and sweaty, so back in the shower you go, then she's all wet-haired and dripping, and you're back to square one.

But oh, is it fun.

- M4H

 

[jiwq]

set him up on a date with a guy

 

[revnja]

Sounds like he has some crippling emotional issues to deal with.

 

[batmang]

Originally posted by: mitmot
hahaha

ahahahahahha

 

[NakaNaka]

Why does a girl like that get wasted on a guy like this.

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: NakaNaka
Why does a girl like that get wasted on a guy like this.

To be honest he doesn't act all shy and weird when he is out. Yeah he isn't the life of the party and usually only has virgin mixed drinks, but he isn't a wallflower or anything. Doesn't really flirt, never seen him do it in fact, but hell some girls are just whores and will do anyone.

 

[MrMaster]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: NakaNaka
Doesn't really flirt, never seen him do it in fact, but hell some girls are just whores and will do anyone.

I demand names, numbers, and addresses of these people.


You know, just to see if they really are whores that will do anything....its for a report I'm doing.

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Originally posted by: akubi
shens

Yup, someone went through the 3 hours of concocting this story and typing it out to make some elaborate joke.....tard

 

[IonYou]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: The Linuxator
Can you say CLIFFNOTES !!!!

I know you probably have about a 3 second

HEY BACK OVER HERE

attention span but try doing some

AGAIN I'M TALKING HERE

reading. I think you will be well rewarded.

Cliffs? fsck that! MORE DETAILS! This is hilarity incarnate! Although I can't decide whether to feel sorry for the poor bastard or laugh my ass off.

 

[honkee]

LMAO at this thread

 

[Siva]

Weird stuff. Sounds like someone abused him as a child, probably one of his parents. Sounds like his mom.

 

[Cheval]

wow :Q

 

[Muadib]

Originally posted by: Siva
Weird stuff. Sounds like someone abused him as a child, probably one of his parents. Sounds like his mom.

No, I doubt it's his mom, because he seems to trust her. I bet it was another relative or a close family friend though. The OP's gf should ask him after he's had a few weeks of therapy.

I find it sad that so many of you choose to ridicule someone who obviously has problems. Do you sick f'ers make fun of the sick & retarded too?

 

[Rookie]

on update #2... wow.

 

[tanzaniandevil02]

I see three options
1) he could be gay..not sure whether hese attracted to women
2) maybe hese socially inept..i mean maybe what is acceptable for the mainstream may not float his boat
3) the sheltered boy hasn;t grown up....i actually know someone like that..
I guess its a funny story..but if hese thaaaat miserable about it..i kinna feel bad for the guy...
i just hope hese not on atot watching the world make a mockery of his inability to resemble a normal adult male..

 

[spyke136]

give him porn. let him watch for 3 days straight, and yea it should work. porn fixes most man problems.

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: spyke136
give him porn. let him watch for 3 days straight, and yea it should work. porn fixes most man problems.

does hentai count too?

 

[lokiju]

This guy is fvcked up, sounds like he's mentaly stuck in to thinking he's like 8 years old and that girls are gross.

 

[Lasthitlarry]

He has wanted to lose his virginity to OPs fiancee for so long, he will eventually kill himself

 

[BrianH1]

sega and candlelight baths???? maybe gay maybe not